Stuck it in the needle…
October 19, 2012
And I shot it in the middle
And it, it drove me out of my mind
I should have known better
Said I wish I never met her
Said I, I leave it all behind
Yowsa!
Violence on Television
You know, I’m not usually one to complain about what gets put on the airwaves. My philosophy is that, if you don’t want to watch it – turn the channel or, better yet, turn it off. But it’s getting a little ridiculous. Just the other day, I turn on the LEDs – it really incorrect to say “tube” these days – and there is live coverage of an old man beating the crap out of a little kid. I was about to call the police or the FBI or somebody, but it turns out that it was the Vice Presidential debate.
You know, the worst part about today’s political process is the avalanche of twisted truths that the two parties constantly throw at each other to try and confuse the public into seeing things their way. The interesting part to me is that, these are not stupid people. So when they throw these things out there, they must know that they are purposely misguiding the public. It’s seriously disgusting.
Actual Actuality
One thing that always gets me is the idea that by taxing the rich, as if there were that many rich people, we could solve the country’s financial crisis. Then they all talk about the number of American who pay no income tax, which is different, by the way, from American who do not file tax returns. Well, jeez… I thought if you didn’t tax taxes, you went to jail? Not always.
First of all, in some not-too-outdated document that I read (sorry for the lack of details), there was an estimated 42 million American living at or below the poverty level. These people do not pay taxes because they don’t make enough. Senior citizens, living exclusively off Social Security also have no taxable income and, in many cases, do not have to file a return. That’s a lot of people – but that doesn’t make all of these people mooches or tax evaders.
Then there’s the thing about lower income people paying a higher percentage of taxes. Well, it turns out that this is many times true. Particularly when you weigh in state and local taxes. Somewhere (again – I think it was USA Today) I read that in Alabama, if you make $13K per year, you spend about 11% of that on state & local taxes, where if you made $230K, you only spend about 4% on state & local taxes.
OK. So there are two things to note here. First, these are state and local taxes, not federal taxes. Next, the above figures only make sense. State and local taxes are mostly basic usage taxes. So for example, if you only have $4 to you name and you buy milk for $2 – you could say that you spend 50% of your money on milk. On the other hand, a guy with $100 will buy the same $2 milk and he’s only spending 2% of his money. And guess what, we can’t charge rich people more for milk. We already charge them more for the houses they live in, and the cars they drive, and the trips they take, and the seats they sit in on airplanes.
It’s also important to understand that when people talk about paying federal taxes, they mostly mean income taxes. So if you have twenty million dollars under your mattress but you didn’t work last year and you made no income – you don’t have to pay income tax. If you’re a frat boy, living large at an Ivy League college and driving around in your Porsche 911, while mommy and daddy pay all your bills, you don’t have to pay income tax.
But hey… Blame the game, not the players.
So, more or less, that takes care of the people not paying taxes.
Now I have to break my silence about The Two Yo-Yos. Because this really pisses me off!
We should tax the crap out of Romney, right?
There are a few little words that Obama throws in, whenever he brings up the fact that Romney only paid 14% on his $20M income last year. These are very important words. He always says, “that’s the Capital Gains tax rate”.
Does anyone know what that is?
Most American don’t pay capital gains tax. Capital gains is what you pay when you sell a business or sell investments, and it’s paid on the difference between your basis (what you paid for it) and what you sold it for. So, for example, if you buy a business for $1M and sell it years later for $3M, you have to pay capital gains tax on the $2M that you are making on that transaction.
So, here is what makes President Obama so out of touch with small business. Every time that he asks, “why should Mitt Romney only pay 14% in taxes, while you pay 25% or 30%?” he’sw comparing payroll taxes to capital gains taxes. And here’s what he doesn’t get…
Let’s pretend that some entrepreneur , not completely unlike me, decides to start a business. He’s a young punk with very little money or credit but decided to move forward anyway. So, on a shoe string, armed with a credit card (with a $2500 limit), he launches his business. Every business statistic on the planet says that he’ll probably fail in the first two years. During these first two years, however, he works hard and takes home very little money. At some point he calculates how much money he’s making for the hours that he’s putting in and laughs that he’s averaging 15 cents per hour.
But wait, the IRS dictates that small business owners need to take a fair salary and pay payroll taxes, even if the company isn’t making money. OK, so… Before even being ready or making money, the government is making sure they get theirs.
The small business person makes it work. He survives the first few years and slowly starts to make more money. He sees his friends only working 8 hours or less per day while the small business person works his ass off – and doesn’t necessarily get twp weeks of vacation per year, because even when he’s on vacation, he’s back at work. Most people separate themselves from the finances of where they work, they just want their paycheck. The small business person doesn’t sleep at night thinking about finances, after all – he’s responsible for keeping a bunch of people employed.
So let’s say that, for years, this small business person keeps up the fight, now he’s making some money, paying payroll taxes just like you and keeping others employed. Now there’s an economic downturn and shit hits the fan. As a small business person, everything is at risk. Now let’s say that he needs a little extra cash to keep the business going and keep everyone employed. The small business person goes to see his banker and is essentially laughed out the door. He is told, “a few years ago I could have helped you”.
That translates to, “in order to protect the public, the Obama administration passed a whole bunch of new banking laws that prevent us from loaning money to those who need it”.
So the small business owner has to make a decision: Do I close my doors or risk all that I’ve made so far? Answer: The small business person goes home and takes money out of his IRAs or 401K, pays penalties for taking that money and put his personal future at risk again – but the business survives and his employees stay working.
Remember, during all of this time, he is taking payroll and paying payroll taxes – just like you.
Now, after say – 10 or more long years, the small business person decided to sell his business. He’s worked hard and now his business is worth a million bucks! A let’s say that he had started this business, as described above for little or no money, so his cost basis is $0. This means he has to pay capital gains taxes on the whole $1M.
So President Obama is saying that now, after all of this – I guess since he thinks the small business person didn’t really build his business, the government did – he should have to pay 25% to 30% of that to the government, just as if it were payroll taxes.
So after years of hard work, putting others to work, paying payroll taxes every step of the way, putting everything at risk, and getting little or no help financially from anyone, President Obama thinks that a 14% capital gains tax isn’t enough. So now that small business guy sells his business for $1M and Obama wants $300K from him.
Is it disrespectful to say “fuck you” to the president of the United States?
Probably. OK, so then I won’t do it.
The Silence Resumes
So, as you may remember, I am ready to look past the election. After all, one of The Two Yo-Yos are going to win and really, really – not much will change. We need to start working on the things that really matter, like getting money out of politics.
Well, I found this website that was highly entertaining and on point.
It’s called The Story of Stuff Project: http://www.storyofstuff.org/
If you’ve been reading my reading my “stuff”, I think this video will hit home.
I probably couldn’t have put it together better myself.
Here’s The Story of Citizens United…
And with that, my friends, and a quick Red Head of the Week…
…we end another broadcast day.
See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya.
– Arch
It’s just you…
October 5, 2012
against your tattered libido,
the bank and the mortician, forever man…
and it wouldn’t be luck if you could get out of life alive
Red or white?
This quiet period thing is crazy. How can I possibly keep quiet after that presidential debate?
I guess I have to say, I don’t like either one of these guys – but Obama really needs a few lessons in economics. I mean… Harvard has an economics department, he must know someone over there. Make a few phone calls, Barry. Go to a fraternity party.
Do some butt chugging! What in the world is that?
Don’t worry. If this hasn’t caught on at Harvard, I can introduce you to some Pi Kappa Alpha Fraternity members at University of Tennessee. Uh… I hope you like wine. Do you suppose it really matters if it’s a merlot, a cabernet or maybe a nice un-oaked chardonnay?
http://gawker.com/butt-chugging/
Be sure to watch the press conference video at the bottom. What a riot! Do you think they had a bet going on? How many times can we our attorney to say, “butt chugging”…?
Shhhhhh…!!!
OK, back to my quiet period… That only pertains to the elections, right?
It doesn’t mean that we shouldn’t still try to fix America – even during our quiet time. Right?
I’m getting back to basics. The American political system is one giant clunker but it’s worth restoring. I just keep asking myself, how do we do it? How do we fix this monster? And I think the answer is to take it one step at a time. If that’s the case, I think first of all – we need to get the money out of politics. I believe this is the central component that has grid-locked our political system and fueled the focus on partisanship instead of focusing on America. Not to mention the fact that instead of getting anything done, our politicians have to spend 85% of their time fundraising. Is it any wonder why nothing gets done in Washington?
Next, we’ll work on really getting religion out of politics.
Third, we’ll ensure equal rights and equal treatment for all.
Somewhere in there, we have to get out finances straight. I believe America has borrowed beyond its ability to ever repay its debts. At this point, our creditors are probably OK with that. If we can’t even make principal payments, our creditors will be collecting interest forever. This was probably good investment on their part – but bad for America. We have to figure this out. We have to work on our trade deficit. And we have to not only balance our budget, which only stops the monetary bleed, but we have to figure out how to pay-down and pay-off our multi-trillion dollar debt.
We will get it done!
And here’s a great start… I hate the name of this organization, by the way, because it sounds like just another PAC. But it’s not… trust me. This is the real deal Check it out…
http://act.unitedrepublic.org/event/founder/create/?akid=200.101266.2oQryF
Part of what I love about this is that, getting money out of politics is something that everyone should agree on. It’s not good and no one, other than wealthy special interest groups, could possibly think that it’s a good idea. So this could also be our first step to unity, getting the majority of our country together on common ground and maybe, eventually, overthrow those two political monsters that do nothing other than divide us.
I love this: Conservatives. Progressives. Independents. Together!
Let’s get this done.
No ands, ifs, or buts …or butts! No chugging butts! Not even small butts.
And speaking of small butts…
Have you been watching Sons of Anarchy? If so, you’re probably wondering who that high priced call girl was. You know, the one Gemma beat the crap out of last week and she was back this week, riding around on the back of Jax’s bike. She looked familiar, huh?
That’s because it was Ashley Tisdale gone “breaking Disney”.
I know. It seems like just the other day we were waiting for her to turn 18.
Next thing you know, she’s 27 and hanging out with the boys from SAMCRO.
This is Barnsley’s favorite photo…
Wow. I like boots.
But 27… Soon she’ll hit the big three-oh and then she’ll just be too old for us, Barns.
What will we do? Fear not, my friend. Let Ashley go… Let her walk towards the light.
I have us all hooked up with Julia, a 22 year old from the Ukraine.
By the way, it’s pronounced Yulia.
OK, let’s move on to bigger butts.
You’ve got the biggest butt I’ve ever seen…
So, I went on a Carnival Cruise last weekend. As a general rule, Carnival seems to have somewhat of a reputation for being a little lower budget and a little lower class than some other cruise lines. I will neither confirm of deny such a rumor, but I will say this…
Many years ago, I was listening to live entertainment, as I often do, at a little watering hole in Lake Worth, Florida. The lead singer introduced a song by telling us that it was a love song which had been written by his black roommate for his black roommate’s girlfriend. After these many years, I can still recall that it went something like…
Ooooh, baby…
You’ve got the biggest butt I’ve ever seen.
It’s so big, and round, and brown.
I never really understood this song until last weekend on my Carnival cruise. But then, I’d never seen butts the size of the ones that were on this ship. Good Lord! They were blocking my view of the hot chicks, casting shadows… and, as if predicted by the prophets, many of them were big, and round, and brown. Biggest ones I’ve ever seen. Not that there’s anything wrong with that – a person’s butt size preference is their own personal business.
Right Next Door to Hell…
Since we’ve been talking about asses, I could make a joke here – but I won’t do it.
I love this guy. He’s really my brother from another mother and one of America’s great singer songwriters. Well, after 20 years of refusing interviews, on October 24th, Axl Rose will be making an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel.
I think that deserves making him Redhead of the Week…
So, set your Tivo!
I know. I’ve already called my friends at NBC. It doesn’t look like they’re getting me tickets.
Axl and his band, by the way, are taking up residency at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas, where they will be doing multiple shows from the end of October through early December, as I recall. That may be worth going to see. Anyone up for a Vegas trip?
And now, My Letter to Axl…
First, I love you brotha! Thanks for the music I still listen to everyday. Next, I understand that you own the name Guns & Roses but you should really consider retiring that name. To most people, when they hear someone say Guns & Roses, they are thinking of the original line-up, not the current band. I would absolutely go see Axl Rose in Concert, but I’m not sure that I would go see Guns & Roses today because – it’s just not Guns & Roses. That’s all I’m sayin’.
I also have some thoughts surrounding your appearance on Jimmy Kimmel.
But I won’t insult your intelligence – that’s what your publicist is for.
And just for you Axl, I picked out this real redhead of the week…
Oh, no… I have no idea what that is that she’s wearing.
I just thought Axl would appreciate it.
That’s all for today. You be well.
Nice to meet you, Yubee.
– Arch






