Also, farewell to President Obama.

I remained silent during the most ridiculous election cycle in American history – mostly because I took a year off to follow Guns ‘n Roses around the country, much like Deadheads used to follow the Grateful Dead around. Of course, it’s no secret that I was never a big fan of Obama One Kenobe but you never heard me outright bad mouthing him.  This was because he was the President of the United States. Our President …and while I think we need to keep a watchful eye on our Presidents and be demanding of them, I still think we need to respect the office.

Now back to the most ridiculous election, ever…  I would have liked to have seen a contest between John Kasich and Joe Biden.  I know – they’re both flawed in their unique ways. It turns out that they are people – just like everyone else. No one is perfect. But I think that could have been a win-win election. Instead, each of the major political parties put up their most asinine candidate.  Well, then… there you go.  Now your President is Donald Trump and soon, all those readers who were sure I was a Republican will soon start thinking that I’m a Democrat, as I keep my watchful eye on The Donald… Why doesn’t anyone call him that anymore?  I like it.

All that said, we shall now go back to talking about Obama.  First, he should be congratulated for being elected as America’s first black President but I think an even bigger accomplishment is that he was, potentially, the best politician of all time.  Everything that he said, he said with such conviction and, if you weren’t careful, he made every listener feel as if he was on their side. Right through to his farewell speech, he always told America that he didn’t do anything but that “we” did everything together. He included each and every one of us in the process. Brilliant!   …but I still felt left out.

As far as doing good for our country, I think he did right in passing The New GI Bill. He let about 800 federal prisoners out for having committed only non-violent, victimless crimes – mostly drug possession related. And finally, he got embryonic stem cell research going again, which dumb-ass George Dubya had banned.

But now let’s discuss why I’m so glad that he’s out of the office…

1. Banking Reform – it’s absolutely true that Wall Street needed to be “roped in” but Dodd-Frank and all the banking regulations that followed almost seem designed to hurt American businesses. In 2008, Obama ran for President saying that he understood that small businesses needed banks who could lend them money to grow. Then he put in place the strictest banking regulations that the US has ever seen and, today, banks can only lend money to business that don’t need it.  If your business needs the money, you can’t get any.  Don’t believe me?  Ask any honest banker.  When they say, “we are lending”, they are probably not talking about lending to you.  Unless, of course, you don’t need money.  In that case, you can get cheap money thus allowing the rich to get richer and the poor to get poorer.

2. Alienation of Allies – for some reason, President Obama almost always chose to side with the not-so-friendlies, instead of our friends.  Our closest allies have always included Britain and Israel.  However, under Obama, we sided with Argentina (against Britain) in the Falkland Islands dispute, which made absolutely no sense, and we’re now siding with the Palestinians (against Israel) with regards to Israeli settlements in the West Bank. Why is this?  The most puzzling of all was probably when Obama ignored the advice of every senior member of his national security team and instead supported the removal of Mubarak in Egypt, which put Mohammed Morsi and the Muslim Brotherhood in command of Egypt. Fortunately, that was short-lived.

BTW, every country that participated in “the Arab Spring”, except for Tunisia, has taken a significant economic downturn and Tunisia’s economy is now on the decline – but this is a discussion for another time.

3. Ended the Space Program – I have no words.

OK, maybe I have a few.  Yes, several private American companies are now trying to launch vehicles into space but, currently, we are depending on the ESA (European Space Agency) to get either our astronauts or our “other stuff” – like satellites, into space.

You know who else is up there?  The Russians and the Chinese.  China now basically owns space.  These are the same Chinese who we have now caught building superior navigation capabilities into their space vehicles – capabilities designed to spy on (and possibly disable) our satellites.

Basically, if the Chinese so decided, they could take out our communication satellites, the entire GPS system – the GPS system that you, me and our military depends on.  No one realizes how scary this is until you do a little research on GPS and how dependent we are on it.  Tons of things now use GPS for timing and positioning.  Thousands of ships and other vessels use a “skyhook” or digital anchor to keep them in place and separated from other ships and vessels. The list is endless and if attacked, we have no way of defending it.

They could even take out our entertainment satellites. Ya, even DirecTV, so say good-bye to Game Day.  What can we do?  That’s right.  Nothing.  We don’t have a space program. Maybe Trump can borrow a spaceship from Putin, if the Chinese start messing with our stuff and we need to send Arnold Schwarzenegger up there to do some terminating?

And this just in…  In the last two days ESA satellites have been experiencing “odd problems”.
It’s part of Europe’s Galileo system that is supposed to provide more accurate information than GPS.  Hey wait, the US invented GPS.  Now we’re being replaced?  I miss the days when American innovation led the world.  Today we have Obama-led Globalization.  That would be empowering the rest of the world, at our expense. No wonder so many people voted for some nut bag wearing a red baseball cap.

By the way – people have said to me, “Obama did not single-handedly end the space program. How can you just blame him?”  Well, he didn’t save the space program and it ended during his watch. That’s just like him taking credit for capturing Bin Laden.  He did not single-handedly capture Bin Laden.  That effort started long before he became President, yet he takes credit for it.  OK – if it happens on your watch, you own it.  Welcome to the world of being our country’s CEO.  He caught Bin Laden and ended our space program.

4. Cuba – the small communist run country 90 miles off the South Florida coast used to get money from the USSR.  When that dried up, they were getting support from Venezuela. Then they ran out of cash. So what does the Castro regime do?  Well, they reach out to the most communist-friendly president that the US has ever had and we decide that we should be friends.  Really?  This is a seriously huge slap in the face to every exiled Cuban who had their country taken away from them by this communist regime.

The right thing to do was to tell the Castros to step down and have free elections. Then, the United States would be happy to help the Cuban people in rebuilding their country.  Instead, talk to any Cuban who is still in Cuba and they will tell you – we are just empowering them again. “Money has started to flow in to the communist again.” “It looks like they can afford gas for their cars and bullets for their guns …again.”  Is any of this helping the Cuban people?  You can tell yourself whatever you want but it is NOT. I’ve spoken to Cubans still in living in Cuba. They will tell you that things there are “getting bad again”.

Yes… Fidel Castro died. That’s great but he still won. He took over Cuba, ruled via fear over the Cuban people and died having never been displaced.  And what has changed since then? Nothing.  The communists remain in command and we’re scheduling daily flights there so that we can put money in their pockets.  Un-fucking-believable. Shame on us. Shame on Obama.

But he couldn’t stop there…  Just last week, during his final days in office, Obama ended our “wet foot, dry foot” policy.  This was put in place by, liberal but not communist, Bill Clinton. It said that if a Cuban citizen left Cuba and set foot on dry American soil, they could stay.   Since that time, many Cubans have risked their lives at sea in make-shift boats or defected through Central American and traversed Mexico to reach the US.

Now, however, the guy who thinks we should open our arms to Syrian and other Middle East refugees, has just closed the door on Cubans who choose to escape their country’s poor conditions and human rights violations to seeks a better life in the US.  I’m sure that with daily flights and more tourism on the way to Cuba, the communist are concerned that more of their people will be trying to leave.  After all, we are re-empowering the communist and things are, once again, getting bad for the Cuban people.

No problem – friend of communism, Obama, will deliver. Wet Foot, Dry Foot is no more.

5. Energy & Energy Independence – My first question is why are we still subsidizing the production of ethanol?   The Obama administration had us continuing to pour billions of dollars into corn ethanol subsidies, even after it has been proven that ethanol is, overall, not good for the environment.  Look it up!  More wasteful spending on useless items, as if he were trying to bankrupt America.

Next, Obama likes to say, as he did in his farewell speech, that America is at an all time low for dependency on foreign oil.  This is probably true, mostly due to fracking – but it’s not like he came up with fracking.  I’m surprised that he didn’t try to stop fracking.

He did, however, reject the Keystone XL pipeline, that would have brought us something like 800,000 barrels of oil per day from Canada and created thousands of jobs here.  He banned oil drilling in numerous locations, while we helped other countries to drill for oil… and he lifted the sanctions on Iran, thus allowing Iranian oil to flow into the open markets. After all, Iran would never use oil money to sponsor terrorism, right?

So now, Iran is flooding the market with cheap oil and pissing off our friends, the Saudis. Sure, we like cheap oil – but it’s still helping Iran and hurting everyone else.

And, although Barry likes to say that “we stopped Iran from building nuclear weapons without ever firing a single shot”, all we did was slow them down.  Trust me.  I, painstakingly, read the entire Iran nuclear agreement. So we’re letting them sell their oil, which gets them lots of cash, and in exchange, they won’t be able to build a bomb for a while.  Of course, in the near future, that agreement will expire and they will have the money to do whatever they want.

Don’t even get me started on the airplane full of cash to Iran.  I know it’s supposedly all legit, well…  “An airplane full of cash is totally on the up and up”, believed no one, ever.  And why are we even doing business with Iran while there are still inexplicably missing Americans in Iran – like Bob Levinson, who (in March) will have been missing for 10 years and we know that, at least at one time, the Iranian government had knowledge of his whereabouts.

6. Reduction of Nuclear Weapons – why?  I once heard it said, that there were enough nuclear weapons in existence to destroy the entire planet several times over.  At the time I thought, “destroying it twice over seems like plenty”.

So, I get that we probably can’t be trusted. After all, we are the only country on Earth to have ever used a nuclear weapon against another country – and we did that twice – but didn’t you rest just a little easier at night knowing that we had more nuclear weapons than anyone?

Well, that’s no longer true. Russia now has more nuclear weapons than we do – about 400 more.  But nuclear weapons aren’t really a military thing.  They aren’t designed to take out the other guy’s army or navy. They are designed to cause mass destruction and death. So, ideally, no one should have them.  Until that happens, however, I still think the United States should have more than anyone – certainly more than the Russians.  Why did Obama decide that we had too many and decided to reduce our number of nuclear weapons?  No one knows.  It’s not like we’re close to having zero and everyone said, “OK…  if you disable your last one, we’ll disable our last one”.

There is that theory that Obama didn’t like superpowers or, at least, he didn;t like America being one of them.  Hmmm…?

7. No Fiscal Responsibility – as of this posting, our nation debt is approximately $20T. That’s 20 trillion dollars.  We haven’t had a balance budget since Bill Clinton.  As far as setting records, however, Barack Obama wins as having spent more money than any previous presidency and for hitting the biggest numbers in deficit spending, having hit $1T, several times.  I actually believe that this president was trying to bankrupt us. It’s insane and irresponsible …and where’s the money we saved by killing the space program?

This is one of my biggest gripes.  I don’t think enough people understand the consequences of continuing to drive up our national debt at accelerated speeds. It’s probably best that we all learn Mandarin so that when we eventually default, at very minimum, we can communicate with the repo man when he comes to take our country.

8. Obamacare – OK, so… In general, I’m not completely against Obamacare.  I’m glad that Obamacare has shown the insurance companies that they can cover pre-existing conditions and still rape us for huge profits. My guess is that pre-existing conditions will not be returning.

That said, I think Obama was hoping this would be his legacy and he pushed it through, doing whatever he could do.  In his farewell speech, however, he said that if someone had a better plan, he would support it. Well, I think better plans should be easy to come by.

Fits of all, it was called The Affordable Care Act.  That, in itself, was deceiving. It should have been called The Forced Insurance Act because that’s what it actually did.  Now the law says that you MUST have heath insurance or pay a penalty and I’ve met several people who have chosen to pay the penalty because it’s less expensive than taking part in Obama’s “affordable care”.

As far as a better plan, why not look at other countries?  Panama, for example, the latest Central American success story – behind Costa Rica, actually has affordable care.  They did this, primarily, by limiting what healthcare providers can be sued for and by forcing the system to use realistic numbers.  Here in America, you’ll see a doctor’s bill that says $800.  Then you’ll see that the insurance company only allowed and paid $150 of that $800.  So shouldn’t that just be a $150 procedure?  Medicare has a list of every medical procedure possible and how much they are willing to pay a doctor to perform that procedure.  It’s a menu.  The Affordable Restaurant Act would have said, “let’s review the prices on your menu” – not passed a law requiring that everyone eat out.  Problem is that so much of healthcare costs are legal costs. Unfortunately, like most politicians, Obama is a lawyer and he would have been highly unpopular in the legal community if he started limiting how much lawyers could make.  So, instead of lowering the cost of healthcare, he forced everyone to buy health insurance and better lined the pockets of the insurance companies with cash. My cash. Your cash.

So I’m counting on your support for a better plan, Barry.  You promised.

9. The Racial Divide.  In Obama’s farewell speech, he talked about “Post Racial America” and how it was “never realistic”.  Well, I don’t think America is that racist.  To start with, we elected a Black president four years ago and four years before that… and I never, ever, ever heard a single racial remark about President Obama.  So if there’s racism in America, it’s not the kind of racism that would prevent a first generation black American from being elected President …more than once!

So… I get it – there is still some racism and there always will be but I had high hopes that this president was going to help bridge the racial divide and I don’t think that he did.  Instead, political correctness was taken to ridiculous heights.  Not too long ago I heard that it was racist to ask a black man if he played basketball.  Seriously?  Why is that racist?  Where I grew up, all the black guys played basketball and they were good – much better than us white boys. Everyone knows that many black communities embraced the game and kids grew up playing basketball.  Is recognizing that someone is black, racist?  What if a black man asks another black man if he plays basketball, is that racist?  Why didn’t I get asked?  What if a black man asks me if I play golf?  None of this is racist.  Pretty soon, if a man is attracted to a woman, that will just be sexist.  Why wasn’t he equally attracted to that guy?  Because he’s not gay… oh, so he’s homophobic?  Uh, no.  If I didn’t vote for Hillary Clinton, was that sexist?  You’d like to think so but then I guess half-the country is sexist.  This is all ridiculous.

Then there was Black Lives Matter. Just as Obama refused to say the words, “Radical Islam”, he could have maintained that “all lives matter” but he decided to support the Black Lives Matter movement.  I too support the right for citizens to protest and stand up for what they want to convey but these were not peaceful protests and I absolutely think that they helped to fuel the racial divide. Bad move, Mr. President.  You had a chance to do some bridging but I really think you divided us even more.  At the end on the presidency, I will argue that we are no closer than we were before – maybe we’re further apart.

10. Dividing Washington – Although I somewhat ranked my gripes about Obama, I wanted the last one to be a big one because, folks remember what they last read the most.  Hmmm… How about Immigration Reform, the much needed topic which he never even began to address or how about his Failure to Act so many times in the Middle East and allowing things to fester and our allies abandoned.  It’s no wonder they hate us over there.  There’s the side that always hates us, then there’s the side that we frequently abandon.

One Iraqi cab driver in Austin, Texas said to me, “I was OK under Saddam Hussein.  I could have lived well in Baghdad my whole life. Then the Americans came and, for a little while, things looked like they would be getting even better. Then the Americans left and the terrorist moved in.  Everyone was scared.  That’s when I had to take my family and leave my country.”

Hey…  Shit Happens (and God knows, we cause a lot of shit).

so, it’s very popular for everyone to blame the Republicans for a divided Washington DC, after all, Obama was President and it was easy for him to control the narrative…  “We’re trying to do good things here but the Republicans keep blocking us.”  But how did that start?  This division in Washington has never looked as it does right now.

Well, at the beginning of Obama’s presidency, he liked to visit The Hill trying to win bipartisan support for the bills that he wanted to push through and, for a few weeks there, it looked like this was going to be a well functioning administration and congress – similar to those before him.  Then, President Obama was quoted as saying to various Republicans, “Look… Elections have consequences and I won”.  The continuation of that private conversation went something like, “so we’re going to compromise by doing things my way.”

Call it naive in the ways of Washington or call it what you will… This was followed by his refusal to bend on the issues and that was followed by push-back from the other side. But it didn’t stop there… The two sides just went nuts and the division grew wider until we got the gridlock that you saw in Washington over the past few years.

Today it’s the Dems vs the Reps and the left vs. the right, while nothing gets done.
Well, the pendulum has swung.  So long, Barry.

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I hate to come across as a conspiracy theorist, but not too long ago, I set out to discover what this president was up to and why he was doing the things that he was doing.  Things that, in many ways, seemed so un-American.  Of course, in this online world of misinformation, fake news and click-bait headline, it was easy to find all sorts of crazy “proof” of things like: Obama is a Muslim, which he is not – but his grandfather was.  Obama is a communist, which I don’t really think that he is but he was absolutely influenced by a communist.

Anyway, there’s a lot of bogus stuff out there.  So what to do?

Well, first, I read Obama’s book, “Dreams From My Father”.  This is the book that he wrote, I believe, at the end of his college years and at the beginning of his political career.  I seriously thought that I was going to hang myself.  The details in every description were over the top. The man is a great storyteller but his mantra seems to be: Never say something with three words, if a thousand words could work too.

Example:  It was a crisp winter’s morning in Washington, DC, as I sat down in my squeaky hotel room chair and started typing on my dimly lit tablet before I’d even had my morning shower. A huge noise from the room next door had awoken me suddenly, interrupting a much needed deep sleep.  I’d had too many beers and cigarettes the night before and my throat was scratchy.  “I hope I’m not getting sick”, I thought to myself as I poured the day’s first cup of coffee from Marriott’s single cup coffee maker and looked around my non-smoking room for my Bic lighter.

(That’s not from his book – I just made that up, as I sit typing in my DC hotel room.)

Yes.  Entire paragraphs that said nothing.  But here’s what I got from the book…

Obama was born in Hawaii, lived in Indonesia for a while and then was sent back to Hawaii by his mom.  I think she sent him back to Hawaii because his step father, Lolo, was becoming a bit of a capitalist.  I don’t think Obama’s mom liked that.  Hawaii is an interesting place. Many Hawaiians don’t see themselves as Americans. What they see is that the US occupied the Hawaiian Nation over 100 years ago.  They believe that we, essentially, colonized them, much the way that Britain colonized a lot of the world. So, in general, the Hawaiians tend to be an anti-colonial bunch, hoping to one day, once again, be a sovereign nation.
Don’t believe me?

Look it up or check out this site –  https://www.hawaiiankingdom.org/index.shtml

Obama’s Kenyan dad was also an anti-colonial, as was his mom.  This might explain why he’s so anti-Britain and in some cases so seemingly anti-American.  Then there was his dad’s friend, who Obama saw as a mentor, Communist, Frank Marshall Davis, once on the FBI’s communist watch list – or his college mentor, Palestinian, Edward Said.  Hmmm…  this is the guy we elected President.  Twice?  I guess his actions should come as no surprise.

Side note: If you listen to the audiobook of Dream From My Father, you will not hear any reference to Frank (Frank Marshall Davis).  It turns out that the Audiobook is only available in the “abridged version” of the book.  The difference between the original version and the abridged version is simply that, in the abridged version, all referenced to Frank have been removed.  Obviously, referencing Frank was a miscalculation for young Barry and it was not easy to cover up later in life but he did the best he could.

For anyone who doubts the Frank Marshall Davis connection…

Note: I am not endorsing whoever owns this clip.  I have no idea why they posted it and I don’t care.  I was just using it to backup my point.  That’s where it ends.

Nevertheless, America is a big girl and she survives attacks, even the subtle ones from within.

Now the big question is…  Why is he staying in DC?  I don’t like it. I think he’s staying in DC because he’s nowhere near done yet.  I think he was really counting on a Hillary Clinton presidency so that he could remain relevant and influential. I think he is interested in seeking a UN position, so that he can continue to pursue his anti-Israel, pro-Palestinian and, overall, anti-American agenda.

Like I said, best politician ever to play the game…  I listened to his farewell speech and, once again, he made us all feel as if he was on our side, each and every one of us, individually.  …but I know better.  I don’t think he was ever really on our side.

I know some people say that he wanted to help the world…  Maybe.  But have you ever been on a airplane and paid attention to the little flight attendance dance when they tell you about the oxygen mask?  They always say, “place your oxygen mask over your nose and mouth first, before helping others”.  The reason is that you cannot be expected to really help others, if you yourself become weak.  You need to be strong first – then help others.  This was not Obama’s plan. Much of what he did weakened America under the pretense of helping other. That’s not the way it’s done… but that’s OK. It’s time to give the next guy a shot.

Now, in the words of President Obama, “it’s time for change”.
I say again… I’m so glad that we have a new President.

Peace

– Arch

Je ne suis pas Charlie…

February 12, 2016

Greeting my fellow time travelers…

Lots to talk about regarding France and the recent terrorist activity there but, in trying to take things chronologically, one of the first things that happened in 2015 was the shootings in Paris aimed at the weekly French publication which calls itself Charlie Hebdo.

I’d like to start by saying that I whole-heartedly and unequivocally condemn the actions of the shooters.  No one is a bigger believer in Freedom of Speech and/or Freedom of Expression than me!  …and I truly believe that no one should lose their life due to something they said or something they drew.

That said, I am NOT Charlie.

Quite honestly, I’m a little disturbed by everyone who decided to show their support for Charlie Hebdo by declaring “Je suis Charlie” or I am Charlie.  Seriously?  Charlie Hebdo is an intolerant, disrespectful, vulgar and offensive magazine.  So if you are Charlie, that makes you intolerant, disrespectful, vulgar and offensive. N’es pas?

Again, I’m not saying that the shootings in Paris were by any means justified but they were absolutely provoked and no one should have been surprised when this happened.  We were all in grade school once.  What happened when you kept teasing someone, particularly someone who had a big bully cousin?  Answer: Eventually you got your ass kicked, that’s what.

Let’s go back to the things I talked about in my last few articles and try to gain some perspective. Imagine living in a culture where religion is more important to you than your family, your country or your career.  Then imagine an organization that continuously insults you and your religion in the deepest way.

The Muslim community had reached out to Charlie Hebdo multiple times asking that they not use images depicting their prophet, Mohammed, as it was something that was inappropriate and highly offensive to Islam.  Charlie Hebdo, of course, continued to publish offensive images of Mohammed.  What makes matters even worse and what I believe unites the Muslim “home team” against Charlie Hebdo is anger, as Charlie Hebdo continues to frame all Muslims as terrorist and Mohammed as the head/leader of both terrorism and Islam.

Imagine for one second the public outrage that would occur in uber tolerant America if we had a publication that were to continuously insult a particular ethnic or religious group.  Imagine a publication that would, on a weekly basis, make fun of Jews, the Torah, or depict rabbis as terrorist and blamed all Jews for the actions of a few fanatic Jews back in Israel.  What if there was a publication that picked on blacks and when Freddie Gray was mistreated and subsequently died in Baltimore, the publication’s front page made fun of it and said, “blacks die here – whites get to live”.  Of course, if you are anti-Jewish you are antisemitic and if you are anti-black you are racist.  But since there’s no cool special name for it, I guess it’s OK to be anti-Muslim.  In fact, the whole rest of the world will back you and be Charlie with you.

By the way, my analogy of “blacks die here – whites get to live” is dead on.

Not too long ago, a Syrian child drowned as he and he his family fled the conflicts in their home country.  So what did Charlie Hebdo do?  Although they rejected the idea of putting it on the front cover, they nevertheless included a cartoon in their magazine that depicted Jesus walking on water next to a drowning child.  The captions said, “Proof that Europe is Christian. Christians walk on water…Muslim kids sink.”

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Are you still Charlie?

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Now, I get that everyone who stood in solidarity with Charlie Hebdo felt that they were standing for freedom of speech and they were appalled at the actions of the attackers but what we all have to understand is that the freedom to speak is a great power that is not afforded to everyone on Earth …and also that with that great power to speak freely comes great responsibility and Charlie Hebdo is repeatedly, grossly irresponsible with that power.

So to be clear, no one is a bigger advocate for freedom of speech than I am and I am absolutely not saying that anyone deserved to die because of the things they said or wrote and the bad guys were absolutely not justified in anyway… but I am saying that I am absolutely not Charlie.  Je ne suis pas Charlie…

In a cartoon that was removed from most Internet search engines immediately after the shootings in Paris at Charlie Hebdo, the paper had run a cartoon that said, “Still No Attack on France”.  And the bearded turbin-wearing character is saying to himself, “oh, that’s right, we have until the end of January”.

So, really…  You are going to repeatedly insult one of the largest religions on the planet, the one known for having extremist who regularly plan attacks, and then you are going to taunt them and say, “why haven’t you come and attacked my country?”

Two attacks later…  How is that working out for you?

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Remember, in the US there are no laws preventing you from saying whatever you want, however, these days, you can be sued, you can be fired, etc., etc…  No one can regulate what you are thinking but it’s common sense to use your freedom to speak responsibly.

I wish I remember who said this as I would love to give them full credit but I once heard it said, “there are no laws preventing me from calling you a nigger but doing so does not make me a great advocate for freedom of speech”.

Truer words are seldom spoken.

As a final thought, although it was a relatively small and ill-planned terrorist attack, the United States recently had a little ISIS inspired event in California.  I checked all over Facebook for French people who had Americanized their profile.  Didn’t see any.  Perhaps the terrorist will have to take out someone deeply offensive, like Justin Bieber, before we get the attention of the general French population?

That’s all I have for today.  Gotta run.

Vive la France!

– Arch

 

We previously covered The Butterfly Effect and Rooting for The Home Team…

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The next concept that we need to discuss is perspective.  Everyone has a different perspective on just about everything.  It’s the basis for the old joke that a camel is just a horse that was put together by a committee.  It’s really quite remarkable that anyone ever sees eye-to-eye with anyone else on anything.  And remember, the more different you are from someone, the more skewed your perspectives may be from theirs.

It Could Happen to You…
Does anyone remember the movie, “It Could Happen to You” with Nicolas Cage and Bridget Fonda?  As I recall, the general movie plot was that Nicolas Cage gives Bridget Fonda, who  plays a struggling waitress, a lottery ticket or maybe agrees to split it with her, I don’t remember the details …but the ticket ends up being a winner and she is going to potentially win some crazy amount of cash, like $10 million.  Somewhere in the movie, however, they run into another potential winner and we find out why winning the lottery is equally important to that guy. He says, “winning this $10 million would double my existing fortune”.  Of course, he wants to win and couldn’t care less about the waitress, her kid, or whatever else was going on in her life.

So for the waitress, $10 million was a pie in the sky dream world but for (let’s call him) “the Wall Street businessman”, having $10 million isn’t enough and he really needs this additional $10 million or his life just wouldn’t be complete.  It’s all just perspective.

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A few years ago, I attended a destination wedding in Antigua, Guatemala. The day before the wedding, a handful of us climbed Volcano Picaya.  Near the top, we stood in an area that had been molten just 30 days before and roasted marshmallows on currently molten lava. The heat was incredible. The whole place made you feel like a tiny piece of chicken on a giant charcoal grill and we all got a weird reverse “sunburn” where our legs felt sunburned but not our heads. It was truly an amazing experience that could never happen in the US.

On the climb down, my troublesome knee started to hurt so I decided to take a mule down. Along side the mule walked a little boy who could not have been a day over 14 years old. Since I speak Spanish, we had a lengthy conversation on the way down. First, he was convinced that he was 18. Told me he wouldn’t be allowed to work there if he wasn’t 18.  He told me that he was very lucky to have this job and that he and his mule climb the volcano two or three times everyday. On a good day, he could make about $60 ($20 per round trip) and he gets to keep about half. The other half went to the owner of the mule. So $30 is a great day. Next we talked about his town. He lived in a city, near the base of the volcano, called Santa Elena Barillas. His words were, “I live in the greatest place in the world”.  Naturally, I needed to know what made Santa Elena Barillas such a great place.

He explained to me that everyone in his family lived on the same street. He had an uncle who was an excellent fisherman and goes fishing everyday.  Several other family members also have jobs so that they can buy rice and vegetables.  He told me that no one can cook  fish like his grandmother.  “It’s delicious”, he said, and I could tell his mouth was watering. Then he told me that his older sister has been cooking the rice and vegetables and that she is starting to get pretty good at it – particularly when it goes with grandma’s fish.  His dad was one of the workers – he worked “in the fields”.  Mom was mostly in charge of clothing. She found clothes for them, she made clothes for them and she washed their clothes.

“As you can see”, he continued, “we are very lucky. We have everything that we need and we know that there are many places and many people who don’t have all that we have.  Again, we are very lucky and I’ll probably never leave Santa Elena.”

I pondered the whole thing and remember thinking to myself, he really does live in the greatest place in the world.

Side Note: About six months after I was there, Picaya erupted. I read that several people died and that 1600 people had to be temporarily relocated from nearby villages as volcano ash filled their streets. That said, I have no doubt that my little Guatemalan friend and his family did just fine. I doubt that even a volcano could ruin the greatest place on Earth.

So again, as YOU can see, when you start looking at the world, other people and other cultures, it’s important to gain perspective and see things through their eyes, understand their point of view.  Under different circumstances, without the opportunity to gain his perspective, I may have dismissed him as a nutty little kid who just didn’t know what it took to make a great village.  Instead, HE re-educated ME on what it takes to make a great village.

It’s all about perspective.

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Well, it’s about perspective and DNA

When I say DNA, of course, I’m not talking about DNA like we might learn about in science class, although it is similar. I’m talking about the things that make people who they are, most of which has been taught to us/them by influences from family, our surroundings, our culture, religion religion or maybe our country.

In our general American culture, one DNA influence is: Get an Education, Get a Job, Start a Family, Educate Your Children so that they can get good jobs and someday start a family.

Another of our DNA influences is: Live and Let Live – you can do whatever you want to do as long as it doesn’t directly affect me – freedom of religion, separation of church and state, freedom of speech, freedom to marry someone of the same sex, freedom to drink intoxicating beverages, freedom to abort an unwanted pregnancy. In general, it’s all good as long as whatever your neighbor does, doesn’t affect you… Right?

As we try to gain perspective around the world, it is important to understand that not everyone shares this same DNA.  For example, there are many cultures that rank serving God above all other things. We’ve heard of countries that are referred to as Muslim Countries. This usually means that some form of Islam is tied to that country’s government and, most of the time, the people like it that way. Many Muslims want to live in a country governed by Muslims. They want to know that those high level decisions are being made by others of their same faith. It’s important to them.

Similarly, they’re not into freedom of religion.  Some religions take their religion way more seriously than other religious groups. They want to know that their neighbors are of the same religion. They want to live in good neighborhoods, ones where others share in their beliefs and no one is doing things that are disrespectful to their prophets or God.

These people are far from live and let live.

This might sound wrong to you but it is wrong or just different?  You’re probably asking, why can’t people keep their beliefs to themselves?  Why can’t a Muslim be a good Muslim and just ignore whatever his neighbor might be doing.  Answer: Perspective & DNA.

Imagine being raised in a culture where God is your number one priority.  Imagine a religion where you stop whatever you are doing, 5 times per day, to pray.  Then imagine having neighbors who ignore your core beliefs and are, in essence, constantly disrespectful to you, your culture and your God – even if it’s done passively.  To put an American spin on it, imagine that you had a neighbor who you felt was continuously disrespectful to your mother, your daughter or your wife. Maybe your neighbor is a work from home prostitute.  Why do you care what she does in her house?  …or why men seem to come and go at all hours?  I thought you were live and let live?  Now you’re starting to gain perspective.

When a suicide bomber somewhere in the Middle East straps a bomb to himself, walks onto a bus and sets it off, we ask ourselves, who would do that?  The answer is that he may have been waiting his whole life for that day, to do what he thought was his duty. Some people think their wedding day will be the greatest day of their life, others believe that the day they blow themselves up in the name of God will be the greatest day of their life.  It’s all about perspective and DNA.

Side Note: I don’t want to portray Muslims as religious fanatics, necessarily.  It just wasn’t that long ago that Christians acted very similarly.  In the not-too-distant past, Christians stopped to pray before each meal, breakfast, lunch & dinner – that’s three. Some still do that. Then you go to church, sometimes twice par week and that’s where you get a few extra prayers – almost 5 per day.

If you walk around Istanbul and other major Muslim cities, you’ll hear the “call to prayer”.  In some cases, it resonates throughout the city and makes Christians a little uneasy – but it’s not unlike the ringing of church bells on any given day.

I have to wonder if church bells make Muslims a little uneasy?

So now that you’ve gained a little perspective, you might begin to understand how others, who take their religions way more seriously than we do, find us religiously offensive.  To a certain degree, it’s OK that we’re not “all in” on their God but they see us as not being “all in” on our God.  And who in their right mind would want Freedom of Religion?  If you believe that your religion is the right one, why would you want other religions practicing near you, in your country?  Freedom of Religion sounds great (and it is) but that doesn’t mean that it makes sense to everyone.  To some people, it’s borderline offensive.  Perspective & DNA at work!

And THAT is all I have for today and maybe, just maybe, next week, we can start talking about the events of 2015.  I know I keep promising that.  Trust me, we’ll get there.

Love ya, Mean it.

Arch

Welcome to my promised mini-series…
Sometimes, when I get on a rant, I start talking about all the things that are wrong with our country: corruption in politics, partisanship over citizenship, etc., etc.  And while it’s all true, sometimes we have to focus on bigger things because, at least for now, dysfunctional as we may be at times, we’re still the greatest country in the world …and that’s really why the corruption and other shortcomings piss me off so much.

Let’s face it.  Our country is big enough, in both economy and population, to be able to survive even the largest, even the deepest and darkest depths of government corruption, and I guess that should be something to be proud of?  It’s no wonder that we the primary target for so many others to hate and throw stones at.

The Butterfly Effect
These days, our entire existence is under attack from multiple angles. Some attacks are small, while others are quite large but they all need our attention.  Are we all familiar with the concept of the butterfly effect?  Chaos Theory tells us that small changes, like a butterfly flapping its wings in one part of the world, could be responsible for setting in motion the sequence of events that eventually leads to a hurricane forming in another part of the world. In other words, it’s all connected – so pay attention, even to the small things.  They are the ones that will most likely creep up, build momentum and get you, when you least expect it.

A very powerful and wealthy government is trying to displace The US Dollar as the world’s default currency, global hackers are trying to steal our corporate technologies and tap into our government offices, while religious nut bags are insulted by how we think, how we dress, our lack of deep religion and they believe that we should be either exterminated or, at least, terrorized into changing our ways.  So let’s start there…

War on Terrorism?
America is at war.  I would call it an undeclared war but I think we’ve all heard the words spewing from the various mouths of US Presidents, “the war on terrorism”.  So instead of calling it undeclared, I’m going to call it ill-declared.  The truth is that, we don’t know how to go to war, unless it’s against an established country with clear leadership.  We can fight the Germans, the Japanese, the North Koreans or the Vietnamese but we really don’t know how to fight hacking, drug trafficking, communism, terrorism or religious extremism.  Once we’re battling a concept or a movement that doesn’t stick within our man-made geographical borders, all we seem to know how to do is to try and defend ourselves.  This is a bad strategy. No one has ever won a game based purely on defense.

Thankfully, we now have ISIL to point to and say there is our enemy.  Unlike the Nazis and Hitler’s Army, however, you typically don’t see ISIL coming because they are already there. They just need to be activated and that’s why their “fighters” are spreading so quickly throughout so many countries, including ours.   We’ll talk more about this later.
But first, since I mentioned ISIL, let me answer a FAQ…

ISIS vs. ISIL
I’ve heard a few people say/ask, “I thought it was ISIS, why does Obama call them ISIL?”
I don’t don’t know what they call themselves but around here, they seem to be called ISIS. This stands for the Islamic State of Iraq & Syria.  ISIS is also a somewhat friendlier name because, although a name is just a name, it implies that the Islamic State that they are trying to create would be limited to the geographical areas now known as Iraq & Syria.

President Obama likes to call them ISIL.  ISIL stands for Islamic State of Iraq & the Levant. Personally, I think he calls it ISIL to downplay Syria’s critical involvement in this, since, in my opinion, he screwed up so badly in handling the situation is Syria that it is now best to try and pretend that Syria doesn’t have that much to do with this.

That said, the name ISIL, creates much farther reaching implications than ISIS.  Unlike Iraq and Syria, which is a large but still somewhat limited geography, the Levant is a much larger area. The Levant States, as they were originally referred to, back when the French controlled much of that area, included what is now Cyprus, Israel, Jordan, Lebanon, Syria and much of Turkey. It also included Palestine.

So for different reasons than Obama, I too like to call them ISIL.  For me it’s because I don’t think they are planning on limiting themselves to just talking over Iraq & Syria.  I don’t even think they would limit themselves to controlling the Levant…but hey, soon enough, we’ll talk about GIS, the Global Islamic State.

And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming and this week’s most important concept…

Rooting for The Home Team
Before we can talk about anything in great detail, we have to change our mindset.  We have to think differently.  And before we can do that, we have to understand a few basic concepts.  I already threw out the concept of The Butterfly Effect.  The next concept is one that I call, “Rooting for The Home Team”.  Everyone does it.  If you don’t root for the home team, it’s usually because you consider home to be somewhere else.  But see, you’re still rooting for your home team.

I guarantee it.  Pick anyone.  Go out of your way to find someone from Los Angeles who absolutely doesn’t like basketball, then take that person to a Lakers game.  I guarantee you that when it gets to be a close game, they will root for the home team.  It’s inevitable.

Part of what comes with rooting for the home team is choosing sides and competition – camaraderie with those on your side and disdain for those on the other side – not unlike war. Let’s remember that in World War II, we were fighting Germans.  A lot of people still feel uncomfortable around Germans but the real problem wasn’t Germans or Germany, it was the Nazi Party, who had temporarily taken control of Germany.  Most Germans weren’t Nazis.  In fact, Hitler had about 20% of Germany’s population enlisted in his military and most of them weren’t Nazis.  They just obeyed orders, in order to stay alive.

Side note:  There was an interesting study done a few years ago specifically about soldiers but it was later found to be true about populations, in general.  The finding was that about 5% of any given group of soldiers will do whatever they are commanded to do without regard to whether they believe it is right or wrong.  In fact, they give it little thought and carry out their orders without question.  Interestingly enough, it was a carefully selected, less than 5% of Hitler’s military that was directly responsible for attempting to exterminate the Jews.  There’s no point here – just food for thought.

Nevertheless, when the US is in a conflict, most Americans root for the home team.  We’ve seen soldiers doing bad things on WikiLeaks but we’re not that appalled because it was someone else dying – not Americans.  We were way more disturbed watching some Americans being decapitated by some METBs (Middle Eastern Terrorist Bastards).  But why is that?  Why is it more horrific to us when an American gets his head chopped off then when the American military helicopter launches an rocket propelled grenade at an Iraqi family?  It’s because at the end of the day, when it’s just us against them, we all root for the home team.

Side note: Some people argue that a beheading is calculated and designed to be horrific. Those people will argue that, “at least that Iraqi family was blown up quickly and didn’t have to kneel there waiting to be beheaded”.  I won’t argue that there are theatrics involved in a beheading, designed to make the masses fearful. Nevertheless, flip the coin and look at things differently. Let’s say that you saw an Iraqi being beheaded by an American vs. an American family (maybe someone you know) being blown up while they were home making dinner.  I’ll bet you you are still more appalled by the death of the Americans.  Why?  Because, like it or not, you associate more closely with the Americans.  You are, in essence, rooting for your home team. 

The home team, by the way, scales.  The home team could be one person.  In a typical divorce, the soon to be ex-husband and ex-wife will each be rooting for themselves, a home team of one.  If we were fighting another country, all Americans might be the home team. And if space aliens came to take over the Earth, all Earthlings might be on the same home team.

It’s important to keep this concept in mind because, everyone is part of some population. When someone asks someone else about themselves, the very first answer is usually the one that is either most important to them or they believe will give you the most insight into them.

When travelling in the United States and someone asks where you are from, you might answer with the name of your state.  Outside of the United States, you might say that you are from America.  Then try asking people, “so tell me about yourself?”

These are the answers I’ve heard…

I’m an engineer.
I’m a Christian.
I’m a mother of three.
I’m currently unemployed.
I’m waiting for a guy to buy me a drink.

In each of these cases, the answer reflected what was most important to them, at that time. You can bet the engineer loves his job.  You can bet the Christian was a highly religious person. The mother of three loves her family and the unemployed person was probably very stressed about being jobless.  We wont discuss “drink girl”.

Think about your typical answer.  What do you say when someone asks about you?

The answers shown here, by the way, are very typical American answers.  As you travel to other lands, you’ll find that religion rates much higher in other cultures.  Again, let’s bring up the Jews.  In my answers above, I said that the Christian was probably a highly religious person but when someone answer, “I am Jewish” – they may or may not be highly religious but it is who they are.  Most Jewish people are Jewish first.  Most American Christians are something else ahead of being a Christian.  For example: the engineer, the mother of three and the unemployed person could have all been Christians or maybe atheist. We don’t know. On the other hand, an unemployed, mother of three, Jewish engineer might still have just answered, “I am Jewish”.

My point here goes to understanding other cultures and their prioritization of religion.  Also, recognizing the camaraderie that exist between the member who identify themselves with being part of any particular group.  Americans tend to root for Americans.  Single moms root for other single moms.  Jews root for Jews and Muslims root for Muslims.  Remember, at the end of the day, everyone ends up rooting for the home team.  So when you’re dealing with people on a global scale, it’s important to understand what home team they are rooting for because if you’re not on that home team, when it’s game time, they’re not on your side and you’d better be prepared to defend your home team and possibly fight back.

That’s probably all I have for today.  I know, I know…  There should be a picture of a redhead here somewhere.  Maybe next week.  Speaking of next week, be sure to tune in then as the mini-series continues.  Be there or be square.

Peace, my brothers and sisters.

– Arch

That’s right.  Archie’s back “and we’re going to have a party”.

Maybe there’s going to be a party.
At very minimum, you can bet there’s going to a be a redhead.  🙂

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Greetings Fellow Earth Dwellers:

It’s been a long time, been a long time, been a long, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

It’s also been a long time since I’d posted anything.  You know, other than last week’s post.
But just because we don’t talk everyday, doesn’t mean I love you any less.
You know who you are. We’re still connected, you and I.

[Heard off stage: “Me, me. He’s talking to me.”]

So, blame me…
Let’s just say that life has been busy.  That’s right…  “It’s not you, it’s me.”

Why am I here today, you ask?

A number of reasons.  First of all, I wanted to wish you all a Very Happy Freakin’ New Year.

Next, as the globe begins to unravel, I feel that it is, at least partially, my job to call the play-by-plays, as I see them.  And holy shitzu, are things ever unraveling???

So many things are happening in the world right now (and have taken place in the past year) and every last one of them demands some sort of an acknowledgement from me.  I expect to deliver those.  Also, visited a number of countries last year…and I should share a little bit of that with my raving fans.  I think it’s particularly important to point out the things that we’re doing here that makes the rest of the world think we’re idiots or, at very minimum, naive.

To this end, I’ve decided to come out of retirement, so-to-speak.  At very minimum, I am assembling a mini-series.  A short collection of post-retirement Archie posts to clear my head, educate my readers and entertain my critics.  So get ready. Blog posts have been building up in my system.  It’s like I have Deadly Blog-Post Backup (DBPB) and at any time blog posts may come pouring out of me. Shooting across the room, so to speak.

And I guess I could use the therapy…
All sorts of world events have struck up my desire blog it out.

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And we’re gonna have a party…
But before we get started, I have a question.
Is it just me or does everyone have a friend, you know the one, someone who is so
full of crap that even he couldn’t possibly believe the stuff that leaves his mouth?

Here’s an example:
Barnsley and I have this friend, Joe.  We decided to meet him at Starbucks the other day.
When Joe arrived, around 8:05am, Barnsley and I were already there and sitting at a table.
I’ve learned not to ask Joe too many questions but Barnsley asked him how he was. Joe replied, “just hoping for a better day than yesterday, my friend”.  I said, “yeah – me too”.
Of course, Barnsley asked, “oh… what happened yesterday?”

So Joe, in his loudest Long Island accent, instantly breaks into:
“Ugh… First thing in the morning, I went up to Boca, I had to spank this little Lebanese girl in the back seat of her mini-van. Of course, the whole time, her kid’s child seat was jabbing me in the side.  Then I had to go pickup my girlfriend from work and take her for a sonogram. That freakin’ baby is getting huge.  Dropped her back off at work and I was almost late to my appointment with my dominatrix – that would have hurt.”

“I spent about two hours tied to a steel cross while she electro-shocked my hoo-hoo”, he said while pointing at his pants with both index fingers.

“Naturally, I had to rush home afterwards and bang the old lady.”

“So, of course, I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning!  Hey… You guys want a beer?”
Joe then started looking around Starbucks, as if to flag down a waitress at an Irish pub.

I just want to say that Barnsley and I have known Joe for a long time and he has never,
ever had anything dry cleaned.  Just sayin’…

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It was God’s light, it was ragged and naive…
So, actually, if you’re hoping for a global rant today, you’re out of luck.
Today, you’re off the hook. Today, I mostly want to talk about AT&T.

AT&T – Rethink Dysfunctional
AT&T, a company that was recently named by Fortune Magazine (the experts of everything) as the Most Admired Telecommunications Company in the world for 2015.  And although the current company is a direct mutation of SBC (Southwestern Bell Corporation), let’s not forget where the AT&T name came from.  The original company, American Telephone & Telegraph, was founded in 1885 and was part of the companies that were formed to protect the patents of Alexander Graham Bell.

Well, they renamed the company…  Why was that?  Granted – the telegraph has gone by the way of the pager, the FAX machine and the mullet …but I’m here to tell you that there also doesn’t seem to be much “American” there and the telephone doesn’t work that well either. I’ve had service with these guys for years.  Never needed to call them and that seems to work out really well for everyone.  But then, I thought about making some changes to my service.

Here’s my experience…

First Try
I picked up my Windows phone and asked it to call AT&T Local Services.  It dialed a number and soon an automated recording was thanking me for calling AT&T.  After going through the decision tree, I got to a message that said, “The number you dialed is only for processing new orders.  In order to make changes to an existing AT&T account, you must hang up and dial this number.”  Then it gave me some 800 number to call – the message repeated.

So, it is just me or shouldn’t AT&T be able to transfer a call?  Nope.
I had to scramble and find paper and pencil to write down a number.

Second Try
Got a greeting that sounded just like the first one. Then, in Spanish it told me to press 2, if I wanted to continue in Spanish.  Once again, I was in a decision tree.  If you needed new service, you had to press 1.  Technical support… 2.  Three (3) seemed like the logical choice for me.  Then a voice came on that said, “I have detected (something like) 287-375-8107 is your phone number. Is this number you are calling about?”

That number was not even remotely close to my number so I said, “no” and it asked me to enter the phone number associated with my existing AT&T account.  And so I entered my number.  I was told that all representatives were busy and that my wait would be under three minutes.

A few minutes later, someone speaking English with a Pakistani accent answered the phone, “Thank you for calling AT&T.  This is Ned.  May I have your order number please?”

Order number…  WTF?

“Hey Ned…  I don’t have an order number.  I’m trying to make changes to my existing AT&T account.”

Ned explained to me that I had reached the wrong department.  He couldn’t help me but he was going to transfer me to the right place.  Then he wanted me to write down the number, just in case something happened.  Well, by now I was in my car and driving somewhere…

“No pen or pencil here, Ned.  Just transfer me.”

Ned was extremely polite and somewhat long winded and apologetic for not being able to help me.  Wanted to thank me some more for being an AT&T customer and wanted to know if there was anything else that he could do for me.

“I’m running out of time here, Ned.  Thanks for everything.  Just transfer me.”

Third Try
Got a greeting that sounded just like the first two. Then, in Spanish it told me to press 2, if I wanted to continue in Spanish.  Once again, I was in a decision tree.  If you needed new service, you had to press 1.  Technical support… 2.  Three (3) seemed like the logical choice for me.

Does all of this sound familiar?

Then a voice came on that said, “I have detected that your phone number is…”  And it came up with a completely different phone number from  last time.  “Is this number you are calling about?”

Again , that number was not even remotely close to my number so I said, “no” and it asked me to enter the phone number associated with my existing AT&T account.  And so I entered my number.  I was told that all representatives were busy and that my wait would be under three minutes.

A few minutes later, someone who sounded suspiciously like Ned picked up the phone.
“Thank you for calling AT&T.  This is Andy.  May I have your order number please?”

Order number…  Seriously?

“Hey Andy…  Do you know a guy named Ned?”

“Excuse me?”

“I just talked to a guy named Ned.  I told him that I didn’t have an order number and we was going to transfer me to the correct department. Instead, I’m talking to you and I don’t have an order number.  I’m trying to make changes to my existing AT&T account.”

Andy explained to me that I had reached the wrong department.  He couldn’t help me but he was going to transfer me to the right place.  Then he wanted me to write down the number, just in case something happened.

“I don’t think so Andy.  I’ve already ended up at the wrong place three times. Also, I have no pen or pencil here.  So I can’t write anything down.”

Andy was extremely polite, long winded and apologetic for not being able to help me and for all the troubles that I was having.  Andy said that he was going to do a live transfer and that he would be on the phone with me until we got a live representative who could help me on the phone with us.

Already, I liked Andy better than Ned.  That was until he wanted to thank me for being an AT&T customer and wanted to know if there was anything else that he could do for me.

“I’m out of time here, Andy.  Let’s just find someone who can help me.”

Andy thanked me one last time.
Then, I heard a few beeps and a voice started repeating…  “Please wait, please wait.”
Then silence.

“Hello?  Andy are you there?”

Nothing.

Then, “Please wait… Please wait”.

And silence again.

“Andy…  Where the hell are you?”

Nothing.

Then…  “We’re sorry.  Your call transfer failed.  Please hang up and dial the customer services number again.  Goodbye.”

Seriously?  This is the most admired telecommunications company in the world?
More like one of the wonders of the world.  It’s a wonder how they have any customers.

Last Call for Alcohol
Well, the fat lady wasn’t just singing as far as my relationship with AT&T goes.  She was already back in her room, trying to pour herself into a leather skirt and looking for some rope to tie down the “English gentleman” who kept winking at her from the third row.  By the way, according to Barnsley, she wasn’t really that fat.  Anyway…

My next call was to Comcast.  Sure, they are a dysfunctional bunch too but I had my number ported away from AT&T and now there’s one less American and one less Telephone connected to the almighty AT&T.  Feel free to keep my Telegraph…  No charge.

But AT&T is Not ALL Bad
That’s right.   After hammering AT&T for the extremely frustrating customer service experience they are dishing out these days, I want to thank AT&T for the good they’ve
brought to the world.  This consist mostly of Milana Vayntrub.

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This would be Lily, the girl from the AT&T Wireless commercials.
Is it just me or is anyone else thinking, “Yes… I’ll buy whatever she’s selling”…?

Because sure, they’ve made her look cute and fun for their commercials but there’s something way sexier going on there, isn’t there?

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Aha…  I thought so.

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Whoa.  Barnsley…  You’re going to want to see this one.
That has to be a doctored Internet photo.  What is she storing in there?

But let’s not give AT&T too much credit.  I’m only crediting them with getting her in front of Television audiences.  The 28ish year old “actress” from Uzbekistan (that’s one of “The Stans”) is already widely known and loved from starring in various web shows.

Currently, she is Tina Shukshin on Other Space, a weird outer space based comedy that debuted on Yahoo Screen, where they air Yahoo’s Original shows.   Not sure you want to waste your time on that one.  It’s fairly stupid and and having Milana on the show may be its only redeeming quality.  Let’s hope Yahoo’s original shows get better.

If you want to see Milana in some actual funny stuff,
you have to subscribe to: LivePrudeGirls on YouTube.   Check it out here…

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCn3x5a_TrxkAXA7zrKqftFA

These are several years old from back when Milana was young.  🙂
I recommend, the “Let’s Talk About Something More Interesting” series.  It’s a professionally done but totally weird and awkward talk show.  I love it.  I found the one with Matt Damon particularly funny, although they are all pretty funny.

My favorite, however, may be the one with Jake and Amir.
Maybe it’s just because of Milana’s skirt?  No.  Although that doesn’t hurt.
But I do love the quirky dry humor.  You be the judge. Enjoy…

And Now The End is Near
You know it.  All good things must come to an end.
Although, I do feel better after blogging out my AT&T experience. Just think, by next week, I’m going to be primed and ready.  Starting next week, we’re putting aside the hullabaloo.  We’re getting serious.  Seriously…

Be there or be square.

Peace & Love, Earthlings…  Peace and Love!

 – Arch

 

 

 

Today was supposed to be Archie’s triumphant return.
The big blog post to relaunch my bloggerific career and fix all the world’s problems.
But I decided to delay that by a week.

The Lord Gives and The Lord Takes Away
About a week ago, a friend of mine called to tell me about the Guns & Roses reunion.
That’s right.  The original Guns ‘n Roses, or at least Axl & Slash, are getting back together to play at The Coachella Music Festival and there are rumors of a stadium tour to follow.

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Of course, we can’t trust these guys to stay copacetic long enough to pull off a stadium tour so, I swore that if they ever played together again, I would move mountains to be there.
Well, that’s not going to happen.

Barnsley spent hours looking into this and, we’re not doing it.  It would be irresponsible to, at this late hour, after tickets have been sold out, to pay twice the price, scramble for a place to stay and negotiate transportation, just to see the greatest rock band that ever lived, one more time.  OK – when I put it that way, maybe we should go.

Just kidding.  I am, however, very excited by this news.
And I’m gunning for some floor tickets at Madison Square Garden, baby!

And Who Can Bear to be Forgotten?
As excited as I am by the news of Guns ‘n Roses, however, it pales in comparison to my sadness over the death of David Bowie, one of the most iconic performers of our time. There’s a guy who was never supposed to die, like Jerry Lewis, Dick Van Dyke or the original Aunt Jemima…

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Seriously.  Space Oddity is probably the oldest song that I remember hearing, not counting songs that were played to me by my parents.  It was the first song that made me go, “wow” and think to myself, “I like this music thing. It’s about something. I want more.”

And then, when you saw David Bowie back then, you were like…  Whoa!

I remember watching him on TV and, my father, having no idea what he might do, looking like he did, turned the station while saying, in Spanish, “you’re not watching that”.

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…but my head was already floating in a most peculiar way.

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Many years later, when MTV hit the scene, there he was again – front & center.
Let’s Dance, Modern Love, China Girl.  I was still trying to figure out Heroes,
The Man Who Sold The World and Diamond Dogs. Loving The Alien. Changes!
The list goes on…

I love when an artist keeps us guessing.  Wondering where he’s going next or in which direction he will point to see if we walk towards it – all the time, blazing new trails and exploring his artistic freedom, only mildly caring whether or not the masses would dig it.

That was David Bowie to me. Genius.

You will not be easily forgotten, my friend.
Thank you for the ridiculous amount of music that you gave the world.

I raise my glass to you and celebrate your life!

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Rest in Peace

OK, so…
I guess I’ve announced my triumphant return.
Be sure to tune in next week.
There is much to discuss, as the world seems to be unraveling.

That makes it Archie Time.

Peace

– Arch

…like the devil’s smile. I’d rather be anywhere else than here.
Was it a blinding lack of subtlety or just a lack of style
responding to the ways and means of fear?

Greetings sports fans.
Don’t get used to it.  I have a friend who owns a technology business in South Florida.
Apparently he’s lost all interest in sex, drugs, alcohol, red meat and the American way.
I was going to say “rock n’ roll” but, as it turns out, he’s still good with rock n’ roll.

Anyway, he keeps calling me and calling Barnsley…
“Please Arch…post something.  You know that I (and others) live vicariously through you.”

That’s a big responsibility – but OK.  Just remember, don’t get used to it. I’m retired.
This is my birthday present to you.
But you should get yourself something cool and unexpected.

So, what have I been up to?
Let’s see. I must have had a bit of a mid-life crisis back in April. I bought a Porsche and started dating a 25 year-old.  Of course, I’m old. So I didn’t get a real Porsche. I got a Cayenne (SUV).  Next, I had to break up with the girl because every text from her contained “LOL”.

What is that about?

Actual Transcript:

Archie K:  Hey Taylor, I almost cut my arm off with a chainsaw.
Taylor S:  LOL…  Sorry to hear that.
Taylor S:  Well, I hope you’re OK.  I’m writing songs right now. LOL

WTF?

I decided to use my knowledge of young punks against her.
So, I’m like…   “Yeah… Pound Sign LOL”
And then she was like…  “What?”

You see I didn’t tell her that I’m refusing to call a pound sign a hashtag because, I didn’t get the memo on that whole name change.  So we’d be hanging out somewhere and she would be like, “hey Abby, this is my boyfriend, Archie.  Hashtag – Dating an Older Guy.”

And I’d be like, “nice to meet you.  Pound sign – Got any pictures of your mom?”
And then everyone would stare at me and then I’d be like, “pound sign rude”.

OK, so… maybe she broke up with me.  Whatevs!

Speaking of people named Taylor, have you seen this…?

swift-fragrances

I think I would be calling this Fragrances by Taylor Swift, instead of Taylor Swift Fragrances. Unless, of course, they are actually bottling Taylor Swift Fragrances.  Obviously, not me…
[Looks around the room]  …but you know someone out there, like maybe Barnsley, is thinking, “I’d like to know what Taylor smells like”.  Maybe they could bottle – Just Waking Up, Fresh Out of The Shower and/or Sweaty After a Concert. I know, I know… I’m a marketing genius.

That’s free advice, Tay-Tay.  Go ahead and use it.

Great News for The Economy
I don’t know if any of you are familiar with the Hemline Index, also known as the skirt length theory. But I am a firm believer in this theory, which basically says that skirt lengths are an economic indicator.  The knee is basically a flat economy.  When average skirt lengths head towards the floor, the economy is usually in the crapper.  When average skirt lengths start going above the knee, the economy is in an upswing.  I don’t make this stuff up.
Look.  This link is from Investopedia…

http://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/skirtlengththeory.asp

hemline-index

Well, as an observer of the economy, I have to say that (based on my research) things are on the rise. Maybe I just hadn’t gotten out in a while but I was out recently and wondered what was going on…  Had every day suddenly turned into a cute-girl-day?  Was I perpetually in Montreal?  Something was different. There was something sexy in the air, even the not-so-cute hot chicks still had a certain “je ne sais quoi”. It was as if someone had crop-dusted the area with pheromones or maybe someone was frying bacon.

Just then it hit me… Every woman was wearing a skirt and they were short skirts. Not crazy short skirts but, on the average, they were all above the knee.  I mean, sure… There was always the occasional Yoko Ono look-alike wearing pants but, in general, every woman was wearing a skirt, with a high hemline.  By the way, if all women go to wearing pants, that will be a sure sign of the apocalypse.

Anyway… This is excellent. I mean, who doesn’t like a rising economy?

I was recently in Las Vegas.  Vegas baby, Vegas…  Sin city. The technology sector was doing particularly well there.  Hemlines were up so high, you could almost see the technology – if you know what I mean.

What else?
We could play a quick game of Find Archie

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Hmmm…  Photo might be a little small?
Hint: I’m the guy wearing shorts.

We could talk about Hurricane Odile wrecking my hometown of Todos Santos.
Not good…

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Hotel California

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Road to Todos Santos

I’m not happy about this. Todos Santos is an awesome place but it’s delicate. Most of Cabo is delicate. They haven’t had many hurricanes, which means they weren’t ready. There’s also not much crime in Baja Sur but that also hangs on a delicate thread.

After the hurricane, for example, looters finished destroying the local Wal-mart…

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Can you blame them?  These people aren’t usually criminals.  However, if here in the US we have well-funded government organizations like FEMA, who regularly drop the ball on things, like happened in New Orleans – my guess is that Mexico’s version of FEMA can’t be all that.

And YES, entire neighborhoods were wrecked…

 neighb-odile

Of course, compared to when something happens in some foreign non-neighboring country, I haven’t heard a word about helping the people in Baja Sur. What’s up with that?  The biggest story around here was the Cabo airport got wrecked and Americans were stranded there…

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That’s obviously not good. No one wants their vacation wrecked but – Boo Effen Hoo.
Who’s ready to go help clean up Todos Santos?

Plus, we have to check on Tim, Taylor & Steve…

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Tim, Steve, Taylor & Archie in Todos Santos (2011)

Ginger is The Spice of Life…
Of course, no Archie post would be complete without a redhead.

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Is she holding a pear?  I love pears.

It’s an even bigger treat when the redhead and the musical guest are one in the same.
Oh, here’s one…

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It’s an even bigger bonus when she rocks.  And an even bigger BIGGER bonus when she rocks us while wearing a clear indicator of a rising economy.  Ha!  Are you with me???
And thus I give you (part-time) redhead and rockin’ blues artist, Samantha Fish…

So, take me back to New Orleans and drop me at my door.
‘Cuz I might love you, yes…  But I love me more.

That said, I leave you with this deep thought…

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Who do you suppose wrote that, Lindsey Buckingham?

No time to ponder because that my comrades, is all the time we have today.
Perhaps I will see you again in the not-so-distant future.

I am off like a prom dress.

Peace

– Arch

If you read my last post, you probably thought my next post would be my last.
Yup.  At the time, I thought that too.

Turns out that once the digital ink gets to flowing, however, it’s hard to stop.
Yes, a hiatus is near – but it ain’t here yet.  Archie will live to see another week.

So let’s get to work. There is much to be done before this sabbatical begins…

Republican Dillweeds
I know I criticize the Democrats a lot while maintaining that I am NPA (No Party Affiliation).
My critics argue that my voter’s registration card may say NPA but I am obviously a Republican. I will argue that these critics are feeble-minded idiots who can’t imagine the existence of a free-thinking American, unaffected by partisanship, and only interested in keeping our country moving forward. That’s OK. I understand and I respect your handicapped thinking.

Nevertheless, it’s time to set the record straight.  It’s absolutely true that when it comes to business and the economy, I lean more toward the Republican way of doing things…and, like Republicans, I am all for less government – less involvement in our everyday lives, fewer laws governing the things that don’t need governing.

I am NPA, however, because I really dislike what our two-party system has turned into and the incredible division that it has caused in our country.  It is a deep chasm that continues to grow and further divide our people and our politicians, and makes it increasingly more difficult for our government to act in a unified manner to further the interests of our country.

I know, I know…  You’ve heard this all before.  But here’s what you haven’t heard…

I truly believe that, of our two political parties, the Republican Party is the more fucked-up of the two. And if I was to join either of the “big two” political parties today, it would definitely be the Republican Party – because they need me more than the Democrats.  You see, many people might join a party today so that they can feel at home and partake in the camaraderie. Not me. I have enough friends and comrades. I would never join a party just to vote according to the party line but so that I could try and effect change within that party…and again, today, the Republicans need me way more than the Democrats.

First of all, the Republican Party has allowed itself to be hijacked by these far right thinkers who want to push their agenda on everyone and are willing to bring our country to a halt in order to get their way.  At least the Democrats are a whole lot more “live and let live”.  Yes, there are equally radical Democrats out there but at least they were smart enough to not create a stupid “sub-party” to stand out and highlight their stubborness and ignorance.  The Republican Party excels at ignorance and I am sick and tired of their collective narrow-minded views.  It borderlines on disgusting.

Although the examples are numerous, let’s discuss this one…

Immigration Reform
Seldom do I side with Democrats on business issues…but that’s exact what this is.  First and foremost, it’s a business issue, followed by a “doing what makes sense” issue.  Of course, the far right that has hijacked the Republican party is way too blind to see this.

When you try and talk to the average Repub about some of the proposed immigration changes, they will, without listening, say…

  • let’s just enforce our current laws
  • no amnesty for anyone, just deport these law-breakers
  • no immigration changes, let people use the existing procedures to immigrate legally

I absolutely agree that we should enforce current laws…and we do.  Illegal immigrants are deported all the time – probably daily.  No one is saying that current laws shouldn’t be enforced until they are changed.  The problem is that we can’t deport all illegal immigrants.  There are two basic reasons for this.  The first is manpower.  It is estimated that we have about 11 million illegal immigrants in the US.  11 million!  Does anyone have any idea how many immigration agents it would take and how much money it would cost to deport 11 million people?  Lots!

The reality is that, it’s just like speeding.  The cops can’t catch everyone who speeds.
You…  Reading this…  I bet you sped yesterday.  You, law breaker, you!
But the cops can’t catch everyone.  No enough manpower.

So, just like speeding, the people who get caught, get caught and get deported.
We do, in fact, enforce our current laws…but “deport them all” just can’t be done.

The next, more intangible, reason why we can’t deport all 11 million illegal immigrants is because we need them.  Most of these people aren’t here mooching off America.  They are here working, earning money to support their families.  And guess what?  They are doing jobs that Americans don’t want. Argue that point all you want… Then find me even a dozen Americans who want to spend their day in a field picking oranges for minimum wage… I dare you.

So here’s what this amnesty idea does…  Suddenly, we would have a lot less law-breakers.  I equate this to raising the speed limit (on certain roads), instead of just giving out more tickets. By granting these people amnesty, we also get to know who they are and we get to collect income tax from them.  Note: Most of these people already pay taxes in the form of sales tax and, even when they rent a place to live, they contribute to property taxes…but they are usually skating free on income taxes – unlike you and me.  Plus, all of these American employers, who were also lawbreakers, stop being lawbreakers.  All of this is good for America and good for business.  Are we sure Democrats came up with this?

So what about the idea of deporting these people and letting them immigrate legally, under current laws?  Well…  Currently, the United States has a quota on how many people can legally immigrate to our country every year.  The number is something like 675K and some of those might be reserved for families… i don’t know the details.  Look it up.  But I know that employment based immigration is capped at something like 140,000 visas and, of course, there are all sorts of exceptions, limitations, etc…

So it sounds like we have a good program going, right?

Here’s the thing that very few people will tell you…

“No more than 7 percent of the visas may be issued
to natives of any one independent country in a fiscal year.”

So, taking the higher number of 675,000, this means that no more than 47,250 people can legally immigrate into the US from any one country. Check it…
http://www.uscis.gov/tools/glossary/country-limit

This means that if we deported 1 million Mexican workers, under the current, ridiculous, immigration laws, it would take us over 21 years to get them all back.  On the other hand, the entire population of Liechtenstein (39,000) could move here next year and still not a single orange would get picked from the groves.  Does this make any sense to anyone?

Bottom line: Yes – let’s enforce current laws until we change them but let’s change them soon.
The ones that are in-place are old, outdated and some just don’t make any sense.
Just like the Republican politicians that support them.

Hey… Who is that guy?

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No.  That’s neither a young Axl Rose nor an Axl Rose wannabe.
Although, let’s face it…we’re all Axl Rose wannabees.

And who is this guy…

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Nope.  It’s not Jesus and it’s not some guy from Duck Dynasty.

These two guys are from a Southern Rock, Country, Hair Band that I recently discovered
called Blackberry Smoke.  i don’t know why but, I really like these guys.  If only they
were hot chicks, I would have Barnsley look up their names.

Nevertheless, you guessed it…
They are this week’s musical guest. So let’s give a listen to their song: Good One

I think everyone can see why I would love that video… Yes?
It’s a somewhat rock song, somewhat about drinking and it somewhat mentions hot chicks.
What’s not to like?

And speaking of hot chicks…
Where did Ashley Monroe come from?

Ashley Monroe

Ashley Monroe

I can feel a good one coming on…

What? I was just still singing that song.

So there I was one day, watching Willie Nelson, in my hat and newly refurbished boots, when ***bam!***, the hottest chick on television (since the new Wendy’s girl) comes out of nowhere and starts singing with 80-year old Willie.  Really…  Who is this non-redhead?

Ya… I don’t know either.  I’m having the research department look into this.
Also, I was going to play a video… Yes, a second musical guest but we’re out of time.
So, we’ll bring her back another day.  In the meantime, here’s another photo…

Ashley Monroe

Ashley Monroe

Is anyone else thinking thigh turkey?

By the way, thanks to everyone who sent me photos of thigh turkeys.
Example:

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Of course, there’s really something wrong with you.
Why are you sending me these photos and who is letting you do this to them?
Repeatedly?

I want answers.  Weirdo.

Hmmm…  Is that everything? Alrighty then. Time to go.
Time to go do whatever it is that I do when I’m not doing this.
I forgot myself…  Would you please remind me?

This isn’t cheesecake!

Wow.  I really gotta go.
See you muthas lay-tah… Peace!

– Arch

At first, I was afraid…

January 3, 2014

I was petrified.

I thought for sure that I hadn’t even averaged one blog post per month in 2013.
As it turns out, I did 13 blog posts in 2013.  Isn’t that pathetic?

But where was I when I first heard that sweet sound of humility?
It came to my ears in the God damned loveliest melody…

Well, for sure, there will be at least two in 2014. This one and next week’s.
After that, we’ll see what happens. Archie may be going on a little trip…a journey.
And let the scenery sweeping by easily enter my body.

But enough about the future.  Let’s recap 2013.
Maybe we can do somewhat of a pictorial recap…Yes?

Let’s see, I got to hang with some protesters in Greece…

Student Protestors in Greece

Student Protesters in Greece

You know how I love protesters.

I got to The Vatican the day after they installed the new Pope.
Just think.  One day before, there were like a million people here.
This day, they were just taking down the TV cameras and putting the chairs away…

The Vatican

The Vatican

I made it to Turkey.  Loved Turkey, particularly Izmir.  I could live there.
Istanbul was awesome but just too much of a busy crazy city…

Turkey

Turkey

Did I mention that Greece was awesome?

Greece

Greece

Finally made it to Napa Valley. Drank my fair share of wine…

Napa Valley

Napa Valley

Hey, is that a Robert Graham shirt?  I love those.

One of my favorite days of 2013 was lunch with Adelaide Clemons at Willy Nick’s…

Adelaide Clemens

Don’t take that picture, Archie.

OK, well…sometimes I get my facts mixed up.  Let’s not dwell on that.

At some point, I revived my patriotism…

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And spent some time in our nation’s capital.
They even let me this close to the White House…

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And they let me get this  close to Senator Marco Rubio…

Senator Marco Rubio

Senator Marco Rubio

 Actually, I got to meet with a number of Republicans & Democrats.
The other people in the room couldn’t figure me out. I hammered them both.  Ha, ha!!!

Then, on advise from Barnsley and his favorite waitress…

I went home with a waitress, the way I always do.

I went home with a waitress, the way I always do.

I got rid of the BMW and returned to my cowboy roots…

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Archie + Cowboy Hat

That is Cowboy roots…and Cowboy boots…

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Cowboy Boots

Hadn’t worn those puppies in like 30 years.

Now, I can sense a pickup truck in my near future. Giddy up!

But enough about that. 2013 was also a harsh year and I must mention…
A lot of cool people died in 2013.  I had one friend who died way too young and I wish I could have gotten to know her better. Just recently, one of my oldest friends and partner-in-crime from way back, back when the Mustang was white, passed away suddenly and unexpectedly. You will be missed, Wayne.

So I raise a glass to all those who left us in 2013.
Wherever you are…don’t drink all the wine before I get there.

And to all us who are still among the living…
May you have a happy, prosperous, and stimulating 2014.

Stay tuned.  I feel a big blog post coming on for next week.
Of course, it could be the last one for a while…
So, Barnsley says I have to make it a good one.

Barns…  Have you seen Maria?

Barns?

OK, well.  I have to run for now.

Be good.  Be safe.

Be stiff… Oh, baby, be stiff.

WTF?

Peace out, dawgz!

– Arch

So, I recently did two things that I hadn’t done in a long time.
1. Went to an Irish Pub.  2. Went to a church service.

Of course, I’d forgotten how similar those two things were.

On each of these occasions, I walked in and there was music playing. Several people were looking around trying to find seats but there weren’t that many available.  I looked at the people who had chosen to spend their time here and it was quite a diverse crowd.  Some folks looked out of place, as if they’d never been here before.  Some folks looked like they’d been coming here way too much.  Some folks were slightly overdressed, while others were severely under-dressed. Each venue had a number of couples attending the festivities.  And in almost every case you could tell that one person wanted to be there and the other had been dragged there by their “significant other”.

Both places had a number of guys who were there just to check out girls.  Fortunately for them, each place had plenty. Each place had a girl with brownish hair wearing boots, a skirt and an over-sized sweater making her look exactly like Dana Brody, the daughter on Showtime’s original show, Homeland, played by 19 year-old, SAG AWard nominee, Morgan Saylor.

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Morgan Saylor as Dana Brody

And I could tell by following their eyes and reading their smiles, every guy in the place watched her walk by and thought about how much fun it would be to give her a “thigh turkey”…

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Thigh Turkey

Soon I noticed a guy behind the bar (or podium). He seemed to be in-charge of dispensing whatever it was that they were selling here.  Sooner or later he started talking to everyone, pouring wine, and offering bread (or snacks) to anyone who wanted it.

And speaking of wine, it was obvious that some people had been drinking before coming here today.

Music, of course, was a key component to the experience at both places.  Many people sang, some people didn’t even pretend to be singing.  Some people didn’t know the songs, while others knew every word.

As the whole thing was coming to an end, they expected some money from me.  And, although a few people had managed to get out early, pretty much everyone was there until last call. Then the main guy told us that we didn’t have to go home but we couldn’t stay here.  In one case, they had free baked goods outside and in the other case, they offered to call you a taxi cab if you thought you shouldn’t be driving.  I forget which was which.

The biggest difference between the church service and the Irish Pub was that, at one point during the church service, the main guy stopped everything that was going on and insisted that everyone greet everyone around them, particularly the people who you don’t know.  And this got me thinking… Why don’t they do this at Irish Pubs?

That’s my new thing! When drinking at an Irish Pub, at some point, I’m going to insist that everything stop and everyone greet everyone around them!  See…with the right attitude, even I can extract value from going to church.  🙂

Pink-Head of the Week…
I have to say that this whole redhead thing is getting out of control. Seriously, I appreciate your continued submissions but I’m just never going to get to all of them.  Plus, we need to start thinking outside the box.  I mean, YES, she was a contender…

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And I like the thinking behind, “three redheads are better than one”…

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Particularly when they are just wearing an iPhone.

Uh… Are we sure the girl in the middle has red hair?

Anyway, we need to get creative here.  So when someone suggested that we make the pink-haired version of Kato, from Steamgirl.com, the hot chick of the week, I said YES!  But doesn’t that make her the pink-head of the week?

Eh no matta…

Here she is…

Steamgirl – Pinkhead of the Week

Well, that’s about it for today.  Maybe next week I’ll tell you about my recent trip to Washington D.C., where I got to meet with numerous congressmen and congresswomen, even a senator.  

Here’s the preview…
Washington is so screwed up.  Both parties have been hijacked. One by the far right and the other by the far left, while all the lemmings closer to the middle walk aimlessly off their party-platform cliff. It is seriously sad and scary that so many of these people believe whatever it is that they believe and want it to be their way or the highway. It doesn’t even make sense.  The government “shut-down” may be over but the gridlock has just begun.

But that’s enough for now.
I gotta run.  Chao, babies…

– Arch