Also, farewell to President Obama.

I remained silent during the most ridiculous election cycle in American history – mostly because I took a year off to follow Guns ‘n Roses around the country, much like Deadheads used to follow the Grateful Dead around. Of course, it’s no secret that I was never a big fan of Obama One Kenobe but you never heard me outright bad mouthing him.  This was because he was the President of the United States. Our President …and while I think we need to keep a watchful eye on our Presidents and be demanding of them, I still think we need to respect the office.

Now back to the most ridiculous election, ever…  I would have liked to have seen a contest between John Kasich and Joe Biden.  I know – they’re both flawed in their unique ways. It turns out that they are people – just like everyone else. No one is perfect. But I think that could have been a win-win election. Instead, each of the major political parties put up their most asinine candidate.  Well, then… there you go.  Now your President is Donald Trump and soon, all those readers who were sure I was a Republican will soon start thinking that I’m a Democrat, as I keep my watchful eye on The Donald… Why doesn’t anyone call him that anymore?  I like it.

All that said, we shall now go back to talking about Obama.  First, he should be congratulated for being elected as America’s first black President but I think an even bigger accomplishment is that he was, potentially, the best politician of all time.  Everything that he said, he said with such conviction and, if you weren’t careful, he made every listener feel as if he was on their side. Right through to his farewell speech, he always told America that he didn’t do anything but that “we” did everything together. He included each and every one of us in the process. Brilliant!   …but I still felt left out.

As far as doing good for our country, I think he did right in passing The New GI Bill. He let about 800 federal prisoners out for having committed only non-violent, victimless crimes – mostly drug possession related. And finally, he got embryonic stem cell research going again, which dumb-ass George Dubya had banned.

But now let’s discuss why I’m so glad that he’s out of the office…

1. Banking Reform – it’s absolutely true that Wall Street needed to be “roped in” but Dodd-Frank and all the banking regulations that followed almost seem designed to hurt American businesses. In 2008, Obama ran for President saying that he understood that small businesses needed banks who could lend them money to grow. Then he put in place the strictest banking regulations that the US has ever seen and, today, banks can only lend money to business that don’t need it.  If your business needs the money, you can’t get any.  Don’t believe me?  Ask any honest banker.  When they say, “we are lending”, they are probably not talking about lending to you.  Unless, of course, you don’t need money.  In that case, you can get cheap money thus allowing the rich to get richer and the poor to get poorer.

2. Alienation of Allies – for some reason, President Obama almost always chose to side with the not-so-friendlies, instead of our friends.  Our closest allies have always included Britain and Israel.  However, under Obama, we sided with Argentina (against Britain) in the Falkland Islands dispute, which made absolutely no sense, and we’re now siding with the Palestinians (against Israel) with regards to Israeli settlements in the West Bank. Why is this?  The most puzzling of all was probably when Obama ignored the advice of every senior member of his national security team and instead supported the removal of Mubarak in Egypt, which put Mohammed Morsi and the Muslim Brotherhood in command of Egypt. Fortunately, that was short-lived.

BTW, every country that participated in “the Arab Spring”, except for Tunisia, has taken a significant economic downturn and Tunisia’s economy is now on the decline – but this is a discussion for another time.

3. Ended the Space Program – I have no words.

OK, maybe I have a few.  Yes, several private American companies are now trying to launch vehicles into space but, currently, we are depending on the ESA (European Space Agency) to get either our astronauts or our “other stuff” – like satellites, into space.

You know who else is up there?  The Russians and the Chinese.  China now basically owns space.  These are the same Chinese who we have now caught building superior navigation capabilities into their space vehicles – capabilities designed to spy on (and possibly disable) our satellites.

Basically, if the Chinese so decided, they could take out our communication satellites, the entire GPS system – the GPS system that you, me and our military depends on.  No one realizes how scary this is until you do a little research on GPS and how dependent we are on it.  Tons of things now use GPS for timing and positioning.  Thousands of ships and other vessels use a “skyhook” or digital anchor to keep them in place and separated from other ships and vessels. The list is endless and if attacked, we have no way of defending it.

They could even take out our entertainment satellites. Ya, even DirecTV, so say good-bye to Game Day.  What can we do?  That’s right.  Nothing.  We don’t have a space program. Maybe Trump can borrow a spaceship from Putin, if the Chinese start messing with our stuff and we need to send Arnold Schwarzenegger up there to do some terminating?

And this just in…  In the last two days ESA satellites have been experiencing “odd problems”.
It’s part of Europe’s Galileo system that is supposed to provide more accurate information than GPS.  Hey wait, the US invented GPS.  Now we’re being replaced?  I miss the days when American innovation led the world.  Today we have Obama-led Globalization.  That would be empowering the rest of the world, at our expense. No wonder so many people voted for some nut bag wearing a red baseball cap.

By the way – people have said to me, “Obama did not single-handedly end the space program. How can you just blame him?”  Well, he didn’t save the space program and it ended during his watch. That’s just like him taking credit for capturing Bin Laden.  He did not single-handedly capture Bin Laden.  That effort started long before he became President, yet he takes credit for it.  OK – if it happens on your watch, you own it.  Welcome to the world of being our country’s CEO.  He caught Bin Laden and ended our space program.

4. Cuba – the small communist run country 90 miles off the South Florida coast used to get money from the USSR.  When that dried up, they were getting support from Venezuela. Then they ran out of cash. So what does the Castro regime do?  Well, they reach out to the most communist-friendly president that the US has ever had and we decide that we should be friends.  Really?  This is a seriously huge slap in the face to every exiled Cuban who had their country taken away from them by this communist regime.

The right thing to do was to tell the Castros to step down and have free elections. Then, the United States would be happy to help the Cuban people in rebuilding their country.  Instead, talk to any Cuban who is still in Cuba and they will tell you – we are just empowering them again. “Money has started to flow in to the communist again.” “It looks like they can afford gas for their cars and bullets for their guns …again.”  Is any of this helping the Cuban people?  You can tell yourself whatever you want but it is NOT. I’ve spoken to Cubans still in living in Cuba. They will tell you that things there are “getting bad again”.

Yes… Fidel Castro died. That’s great but he still won. He took over Cuba, ruled via fear over the Cuban people and died having never been displaced.  And what has changed since then? Nothing.  The communists remain in command and we’re scheduling daily flights there so that we can put money in their pockets.  Un-fucking-believable. Shame on us. Shame on Obama.

But he couldn’t stop there…  Just last week, during his final days in office, Obama ended our “wet foot, dry foot” policy.  This was put in place by, liberal but not communist, Bill Clinton. It said that if a Cuban citizen left Cuba and set foot on dry American soil, they could stay.   Since that time, many Cubans have risked their lives at sea in make-shift boats or defected through Central American and traversed Mexico to reach the US.

Now, however, the guy who thinks we should open our arms to Syrian and other Middle East refugees, has just closed the door on Cubans who choose to escape their country’s poor conditions and human rights violations to seeks a better life in the US.  I’m sure that with daily flights and more tourism on the way to Cuba, the communist are concerned that more of their people will be trying to leave.  After all, we are re-empowering the communist and things are, once again, getting bad for the Cuban people.

No problem – friend of communism, Obama, will deliver. Wet Foot, Dry Foot is no more.

5. Energy & Energy Independence – My first question is why are we still subsidizing the production of ethanol?   The Obama administration had us continuing to pour billions of dollars into corn ethanol subsidies, even after it has been proven that ethanol is, overall, not good for the environment.  Look it up!  More wasteful spending on useless items, as if he were trying to bankrupt America.

Next, Obama likes to say, as he did in his farewell speech, that America is at an all time low for dependency on foreign oil.  This is probably true, mostly due to fracking – but it’s not like he came up with fracking.  I’m surprised that he didn’t try to stop fracking.

He did, however, reject the Keystone XL pipeline, that would have brought us something like 800,000 barrels of oil per day from Canada and created thousands of jobs here.  He banned oil drilling in numerous locations, while we helped other countries to drill for oil… and he lifted the sanctions on Iran, thus allowing Iranian oil to flow into the open markets. After all, Iran would never use oil money to sponsor terrorism, right?

So now, Iran is flooding the market with cheap oil and pissing off our friends, the Saudis. Sure, we like cheap oil – but it’s still helping Iran and hurting everyone else.

And, although Barry likes to say that “we stopped Iran from building nuclear weapons without ever firing a single shot”, all we did was slow them down.  Trust me.  I, painstakingly, read the entire Iran nuclear agreement. So we’re letting them sell their oil, which gets them lots of cash, and in exchange, they won’t be able to build a bomb for a while.  Of course, in the near future, that agreement will expire and they will have the money to do whatever they want.

Don’t even get me started on the airplane full of cash to Iran.  I know it’s supposedly all legit, well…  “An airplane full of cash is totally on the up and up”, believed no one, ever.  And why are we even doing business with Iran while there are still inexplicably missing Americans in Iran – like Bob Levinson, who (in March) will have been missing for 10 years and we know that, at least at one time, the Iranian government had knowledge of his whereabouts.

6. Reduction of Nuclear Weapons – why?  I once heard it said, that there were enough nuclear weapons in existence to destroy the entire planet several times over.  At the time I thought, “destroying it twice over seems like plenty”.

So, I get that we probably can’t be trusted. After all, we are the only country on Earth to have ever used a nuclear weapon against another country – and we did that twice – but didn’t you rest just a little easier at night knowing that we had more nuclear weapons than anyone?

Well, that’s no longer true. Russia now has more nuclear weapons than we do – about 400 more.  But nuclear weapons aren’t really a military thing.  They aren’t designed to take out the other guy’s army or navy. They are designed to cause mass destruction and death. So, ideally, no one should have them.  Until that happens, however, I still think the United States should have more than anyone – certainly more than the Russians.  Why did Obama decide that we had too many and decided to reduce our number of nuclear weapons?  No one knows.  It’s not like we’re close to having zero and everyone said, “OK…  if you disable your last one, we’ll disable our last one”.

There is that theory that Obama didn’t like superpowers or, at least, he didn;t like America being one of them.  Hmmm…?

7. No Fiscal Responsibility – as of this posting, our nation debt is approximately $20T. That’s 20 trillion dollars.  We haven’t had a balance budget since Bill Clinton.  As far as setting records, however, Barack Obama wins as having spent more money than any previous presidency and for hitting the biggest numbers in deficit spending, having hit $1T, several times.  I actually believe that this president was trying to bankrupt us. It’s insane and irresponsible …and where’s the money we saved by killing the space program?

This is one of my biggest gripes.  I don’t think enough people understand the consequences of continuing to drive up our national debt at accelerated speeds. It’s probably best that we all learn Mandarin so that when we eventually default, at very minimum, we can communicate with the repo man when he comes to take our country.

8. Obamacare – OK, so… In general, I’m not completely against Obamacare.  I’m glad that Obamacare has shown the insurance companies that they can cover pre-existing conditions and still rape us for huge profits. My guess is that pre-existing conditions will not be returning.

That said, I think Obama was hoping this would be his legacy and he pushed it through, doing whatever he could do.  In his farewell speech, however, he said that if someone had a better plan, he would support it. Well, I think better plans should be easy to come by.

Fits of all, it was called The Affordable Care Act.  That, in itself, was deceiving. It should have been called The Forced Insurance Act because that’s what it actually did.  Now the law says that you MUST have heath insurance or pay a penalty and I’ve met several people who have chosen to pay the penalty because it’s less expensive than taking part in Obama’s “affordable care”.

As far as a better plan, why not look at other countries?  Panama, for example, the latest Central American success story – behind Costa Rica, actually has affordable care.  They did this, primarily, by limiting what healthcare providers can be sued for and by forcing the system to use realistic numbers.  Here in America, you’ll see a doctor’s bill that says $800.  Then you’ll see that the insurance company only allowed and paid $150 of that $800.  So shouldn’t that just be a $150 procedure?  Medicare has a list of every medical procedure possible and how much they are willing to pay a doctor to perform that procedure.  It’s a menu.  The Affordable Restaurant Act would have said, “let’s review the prices on your menu” – not passed a law requiring that everyone eat out.  Problem is that so much of healthcare costs are legal costs. Unfortunately, like most politicians, Obama is a lawyer and he would have been highly unpopular in the legal community if he started limiting how much lawyers could make.  So, instead of lowering the cost of healthcare, he forced everyone to buy health insurance and better lined the pockets of the insurance companies with cash. My cash. Your cash.

So I’m counting on your support for a better plan, Barry.  You promised.

9. The Racial Divide.  In Obama’s farewell speech, he talked about “Post Racial America” and how it was “never realistic”.  Well, I don’t think America is that racist.  To start with, we elected a Black president four years ago and four years before that… and I never, ever, ever heard a single racial remark about President Obama.  So if there’s racism in America, it’s not the kind of racism that would prevent a first generation black American from being elected President …more than once!

So… I get it – there is still some racism and there always will be but I had high hopes that this president was going to help bridge the racial divide and I don’t think that he did.  Instead, political correctness was taken to ridiculous heights.  Not too long ago I heard that it was racist to ask a black man if he played basketball.  Seriously?  Why is that racist?  Where I grew up, all the black guys played basketball and they were good – much better than us white boys. Everyone knows that many black communities embraced the game and kids grew up playing basketball.  Is recognizing that someone is black, racist?  What if a black man asks another black man if he plays basketball, is that racist?  Why didn’t I get asked?  What if a black man asks me if I play golf?  None of this is racist.  Pretty soon, if a man is attracted to a woman, that will just be sexist.  Why wasn’t he equally attracted to that guy?  Because he’s not gay… oh, so he’s homophobic?  Uh, no.  If I didn’t vote for Hillary Clinton, was that sexist?  You’d like to think so but then I guess half-the country is sexist.  This is all ridiculous.

Then there was Black Lives Matter. Just as Obama refused to say the words, “Radical Islam”, he could have maintained that “all lives matter” but he decided to support the Black Lives Matter movement.  I too support the right for citizens to protest and stand up for what they want to convey but these were not peaceful protests and I absolutely think that they helped to fuel the racial divide. Bad move, Mr. President.  You had a chance to do some bridging but I really think you divided us even more.  At the end on the presidency, I will argue that we are no closer than we were before – maybe we’re further apart.

10. Dividing Washington – Although I somewhat ranked my gripes about Obama, I wanted the last one to be a big one because, folks remember what they last read the most.  Hmmm… How about Immigration Reform, the much needed topic which he never even began to address or how about his Failure to Act so many times in the Middle East and allowing things to fester and our allies abandoned.  It’s no wonder they hate us over there.  There’s the side that always hates us, then there’s the side that we frequently abandon.

One Iraqi cab driver in Austin, Texas said to me, “I was OK under Saddam Hussein.  I could have lived well in Baghdad my whole life. Then the Americans came and, for a little while, things looked like they would be getting even better. Then the Americans left and the terrorist moved in.  Everyone was scared.  That’s when I had to take my family and leave my country.”

Hey…  Shit Happens (and God knows, we cause a lot of shit).

so, it’s very popular for everyone to blame the Republicans for a divided Washington DC, after all, Obama was President and it was easy for him to control the narrative…  “We’re trying to do good things here but the Republicans keep blocking us.”  But how did that start?  This division in Washington has never looked as it does right now.

Well, at the beginning of Obama’s presidency, he liked to visit The Hill trying to win bipartisan support for the bills that he wanted to push through and, for a few weeks there, it looked like this was going to be a well functioning administration and congress – similar to those before him.  Then, President Obama was quoted as saying to various Republicans, “Look… Elections have consequences and I won”.  The continuation of that private conversation went something like, “so we’re going to compromise by doing things my way.”

Call it naive in the ways of Washington or call it what you will… This was followed by his refusal to bend on the issues and that was followed by push-back from the other side. But it didn’t stop there… The two sides just went nuts and the division grew wider until we got the gridlock that you saw in Washington over the past few years.

Today it’s the Dems vs the Reps and the left vs. the right, while nothing gets done.
Well, the pendulum has swung.  So long, Barry.

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I hate to come across as a conspiracy theorist, but not too long ago, I set out to discover what this president was up to and why he was doing the things that he was doing.  Things that, in many ways, seemed so un-American.  Of course, in this online world of misinformation, fake news and click-bait headline, it was easy to find all sorts of crazy “proof” of things like: Obama is a Muslim, which he is not – but his grandfather was.  Obama is a communist, which I don’t really think that he is but he was absolutely influenced by a communist.

Anyway, there’s a lot of bogus stuff out there.  So what to do?

Well, first, I read Obama’s book, “Dreams From My Father”.  This is the book that he wrote, I believe, at the end of his college years and at the beginning of his political career.  I seriously thought that I was going to hang myself.  The details in every description were over the top. The man is a great storyteller but his mantra seems to be: Never say something with three words, if a thousand words could work too.

Example:  It was a crisp winter’s morning in Washington, DC, as I sat down in my squeaky hotel room chair and started typing on my dimly lit tablet before I’d even had my morning shower. A huge noise from the room next door had awoken me suddenly, interrupting a much needed deep sleep.  I’d had too many beers and cigarettes the night before and my throat was scratchy.  “I hope I’m not getting sick”, I thought to myself as I poured the day’s first cup of coffee from Marriott’s single cup coffee maker and looked around my non-smoking room for my Bic lighter.

(That’s not from his book – I just made that up, as I sit typing in my DC hotel room.)

Yes.  Entire paragraphs that said nothing.  But here’s what I got from the book…

Obama was born in Hawaii, lived in Indonesia for a while and then was sent back to Hawaii by his mom.  I think she sent him back to Hawaii because his step father, Lolo, was becoming a bit of a capitalist.  I don’t think Obama’s mom liked that.  Hawaii is an interesting place. Many Hawaiians don’t see themselves as Americans. What they see is that the US occupied the Hawaiian Nation over 100 years ago.  They believe that we, essentially, colonized them, much the way that Britain colonized a lot of the world. So, in general, the Hawaiians tend to be an anti-colonial bunch, hoping to one day, once again, be a sovereign nation.
Don’t believe me?

Look it up or check out this site –  https://www.hawaiiankingdom.org/index.shtml

Obama’s Kenyan dad was also an anti-colonial, as was his mom.  This might explain why he’s so anti-Britain and in some cases so seemingly anti-American.  Then there was his dad’s friend, who Obama saw as a mentor, Communist, Frank Marshall Davis, once on the FBI’s communist watch list – or his college mentor, Palestinian, Edward Said.  Hmmm…  this is the guy we elected President.  Twice?  I guess his actions should come as no surprise.

Side note: If you listen to the audiobook of Dream From My Father, you will not hear any reference to Frank (Frank Marshall Davis).  It turns out that the Audiobook is only available in the “abridged version” of the book.  The difference between the original version and the abridged version is simply that, in the abridged version, all referenced to Frank have been removed.  Obviously, referencing Frank was a miscalculation for young Barry and it was not easy to cover up later in life but he did the best he could.

For anyone who doubts the Frank Marshall Davis connection…

Note: I am not endorsing whoever owns this clip.  I have no idea why they posted it and I don’t care.  I was just using it to backup my point.  That’s where it ends.

Nevertheless, America is a big girl and she survives attacks, even the subtle ones from within.

Now the big question is…  Why is he staying in DC?  I don’t like it. I think he’s staying in DC because he’s nowhere near done yet.  I think he was really counting on a Hillary Clinton presidency so that he could remain relevant and influential. I think he is interested in seeking a UN position, so that he can continue to pursue his anti-Israel, pro-Palestinian and, overall, anti-American agenda.

Like I said, best politician ever to play the game…  I listened to his farewell speech and, once again, he made us all feel as if he was on our side, each and every one of us, individually.  …but I know better.  I don’t think he was ever really on our side.

I know some people say that he wanted to help the world…  Maybe.  But have you ever been on a airplane and paid attention to the little flight attendance dance when they tell you about the oxygen mask?  They always say, “place your oxygen mask over your nose and mouth first, before helping others”.  The reason is that you cannot be expected to really help others, if you yourself become weak.  You need to be strong first – then help others.  This was not Obama’s plan. Much of what he did weakened America under the pretense of helping other. That’s not the way it’s done… but that’s OK. It’s time to give the next guy a shot.

Now, in the words of President Obama, “it’s time for change”.
I say again… I’m so glad that we have a new President.

Peace

– Arch

A communist, a Muslim, and a black guy walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “what can I get you, Mr. President?”

Hey, die-hard Obama fans:  That was a joke!

But if there’s one possible good thing that could come from the problems in Syria, it’s that people can stop saying/thinking that President O is a Muslim, as it is so obvious that he totally does not understand the Muslim world, or most of the Middle East for that matter. Unfortunately, it also shows that his administration, the leaders of our country, seem to have little or no clue concerning how that part of the world works.

And I too will sound ignorant if I make it sound like it’s all about the Muslims.  It isn’t.  Syria has a diverse religious population with many Christians – similar to Egypt.  It’s complicated and “we” don’t seem to get that.

And now, what should be, a big concern is coming to fruition…
We have changed Presidents, but we will continue to look like idiots, it the eyes of the world – maybe even bigger idiots. President O has a great speech writer and he does a great job of delivering those speeches but sometimes, he should shut the hell up – and act!

Two years ago, he said that President Assad of Syria needed to go. No U.S. President should ever make a statement like that without a plan.  Did we think that the Syrian government was going to be overthrown via Facebook & Twitter?  Syria is a different animal.  Obviously when Obama made this statement he did not understand Syria and how deeply rooted and well supported Assad’s administration is.  And what are the alternatives?

Well, (obviously) there are two sides to the Syrian civil war…  There’s Assad, who Obama said needs to go, and then there are the same folks that we are battling (and bombing with drones) in Yemen and Afghanistan. The folks known for supporting Al-Qeada.  So is that the side we’re on now?  Does this make any sense?  No. Instead it’s a glaring example of this administrations inability to think through the implications of their rhetoric.  Of course, maybe it doesn’t matter since (speaking of drones) most Obama followers just love whatever he says today without remembering what he said in the past.

To make things worse, POTUS drew some lines in the sand, a while back, and said that certain things would not be tolerated.  One example was the use of banned weapons.  So now, with fairly clear evidence that the Syrian government killed over 1400 of their own people using Sarin gas, Obama has decided to ask Congress whether or not we should take action.

Seriously?

Here we have a President who says, “if you do this – we will smack you”.  Then someone does it and he doesn’t act.  This is equivalent to having a bully kick you in the rear and you decide to fight back but first you decide to ask everyone at your church group what you should do. Chances are, they are going to tell you to turn the other cheek.

Get it?  Kick you in the rear – turn the other cheek.
I crack myself up sometime.  OK, all the time.  But I digress…

So the UN thinks we should do something, the Arab States think we should do something, and Obama said, “this menace must be confronted” – but we’ve done nothing.  He asked Congress to decide and…  Oh, they are not-around right now…see you next week.  Seriously?

This is awesome. So now, if Congress says “no”, B.O. can say, “I wanted to smack Syria (like the tough guy that I am) but Congress said no.”…and if Congress says “yes”, he can send off a few missiles and feel like it wasn’t all his idea.  What’s funny is how over the past few days, we are trying to decide exactly how to smack Syria.

“OK, boys…  I want a fair fight out there.  No hitting below the belt.  You can only smack Syria in the face with an open hand.  If you want to punch’em in the face, you must use a glove. Oh, and there will be no biting of the ears – just in case Mike Tyson joined the military.”

 Of course, this is all designed to try and get a YES vote – pretty please.  We promise to only use the nice bombs.  And we promise to only target some empty buildings, and we promise…

In the meantime, I’m sure the Syrians are watching CNN, waiting to hear how the U.S. Congress votes, so they can decide whether or not to return to work in the building that we would most likely target.  After all, doesn’t that sound fair…  You gas 1400+ or your men, women and  children, Saddam Hussein style, and in exchange, we’ll just blow up a few of your buildings.  Awesome.

We’ve become a nation of the gutless leading the gutless.  I’m out.

Now I know, someone out there is asking, “why do we have to be the world’s police?”
Good question.  Why don’t we let Saudi Arabia, Qatar or the United Arab Emirates deal with this, it’s happening in their back yard to their brothers and sisters?  Because it’s our job.  We outsource tons of thing to India.  Well, these guys have outsources their police work to us.  It’s what we need to do.  It’s what keeps them in our pockets. It is what it is… ’nuff said.

As stupid as it sounds to do something, sometime next week, I hope Congress proves me wrong and authorizes some sort of a response to Syria – knowing full-well that such an attack will accomplish absolutely nothing – other than show the world that we still remember how to smack you down when you cross the lines that we draw.  My guess is that Adolph Hitler could make a comeback and our current Congress would not authorize an attack. So, there you go world…  Obama wont strike without asking Congress and Congress won’t attack.  I guess it’s a good day for Al Qeada.

Mental Note: Don’t get an office at the Sears Tower. (41°52′43.82″N, 87°38′9.73″W)
By the way, who is Willis?

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There’s no off position on the stupid switch…
Hmmm…  According to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, a woman called the police because her drug dealer was charging too much for marijuana. She was then arrested and charged with misusing 911.

Here’s the full story…
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/drug-dealer-overcharged-for-marijuana-st-louis-woman-claims-in/article_43a691a2-c027-56b6-9d5b-74eaad5665ad.html

Clearly, she needed to call the Consumer Protection Agency and not 911.  She was arrested for misusing 911 because, although the police undoubtedly agreed with her that no one wants to overpay for marijuana, this was not an emergency.  She’d already paid.  Maybe if she called during the transaction itself, then maybe it could have been considered an emergency.  Particularly if she was low on cash and her drug dealer was like, “pay up, bitch!”

The most troubling this in this article is where it mentions that her criminal history includes convictions for “assault, harassment and prostitution”.  Prostitution, seriously?  This had to be a case of an undercover cop posing as a “John”.  I mean, I’ve never been to St. Louis, so I’m not familiar with the “local color” there, if you know what I mean but…  Who goes out looking for a prostitute, finds this lady, and thinks, “yeah, baby…that’s the one for me.”

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Yikes!

Barnsley, you are correct.  There’s a whole lot of ugly so far in this week’s post and that was the cherry on top – so to speak.  So we need to immediately move to…

Unknown Redhead of the Week…
That’s right.  We usually know who the redhead of the week is – but not this time.  Our research department receives a number of emails and suggestions every week and this was one of them.  Unfortunately, the research department (Barnsley) isn’t very organized and therefore, we don’t remember where we got this picture or who is in it.

That said, if this is a picture of you, please contact us.  🙂
Of course, we will need additional photos in order to positively identify you.

Here she is, the unknown redhead of the week…

Unknown Redhead

Unknown Redhead

Are those kitty ears?  Meow.

I think it worked. I think there was enough “cute” there to counteract all of the previous ugliness.  And therefore, it’s time for me to get out – leave on a high note.

You’ve been a lovely crowd but I am out of here.

Smootchie, bootchies…

Be safe.  Arch on!

– Arch

Captain America’s been torn apart
Now he’s a court jester with a broken heart
He said, turn me around and take me back to the start
I must be losing my mind, are you blind?
I’ve seen it all a million times

So, this has nothing to do with the election…
(at least the first part doesn’t)

First of all, it has to do with the New York Marathon. 
As you probably know, after Hurricane Sandy put a serious hurting on the Northeastern U.S., leaving many without homes and many more without power, the New York Road Runners, organizers of the event, decided to cancel this year’s marathon.  New York City’s Mayor Bloomberg favored moving forward and continuing to hold the race.  Due to overwhelming public criticism, however, the Road Runners decided to cancel the event.  Seriously?

I understand that Sandy left many people devastated with the loss of family, homes and whatever else you can think of.  And if the marathon were held and it’s organizers didn’t offer to somehow support the Hurricane Sandy victims, we could surely criticize them then and call them insensitive and/or greedy.  But who are we, the whiny American public, to demand that an organization like the New York Road Runners should suffer an even greater hit than what Hurricane Sandy had already delivered.

Instead of putting the marathon in a position to help, this decision, based on public criticism, is potentially costing the marathon millions in lost revenues, refunds to runners, and refunds to sponsors and television broadcasters who paid for an event that didn’t happen. Not to mention all the money spent by runners, many of whom traveled to New York, only to then find out that the event was being cancelled.

Have we really become a country of “poor us”, “poor them”, “poor me”..?  And once someone cries “poor me”, then everything else is fair game, regardless of who gets hurt?  If this were a smaller, or less well-funded, organization this cancellation could put them out of business. I guess no one cares about that and all the goodwill that the marathon generates every year.  Shame on us – the whiny American public.

Next is the No Doubt video…
You know No Doubt… Gwen Stefani…  Possibly the coolest hot chick on the planet?
Well, No Doubt released a video for their new song, Looking Hot.  (Yes, Gwen – you are.)

Gwen Stefani “Looking Hot”

After watching the video, I’m convinced that Gwen and the boys were making fun of old cowboy/western movies but apparently the Native American community found the video offensive.  Seriously?  How is this video offensive?  Oh, that’s right…  It’s the whiny American public again or, in this case, the whiny Native American public.

I know – there go my chances or ever running for public office.
God forbid that I exercise amendment given right of freedom of speech.

Maybe I don’t like Sterlin Harjo’s portrayal of white people in his film Barking Water.  Aaron Riggs plays the part of Elvis in the film.  Is Harjo saying that all white people from Tennessee remind him of Elvis?  …or is he making fun of white American heritage?  I’m offended either way – or – is it possible that I’m just being a little overly sensitive?  You know, like the turmoil over the No Doubt video.

Aaron Riggs as Elvis

BTW… Nothing personal, Sterlin, I was just trying to prove my point.

So, in the end, No Doubt took their video down down from their official Vimeo and/or YouTube sites and issued an apology stating, “it was never our intention to offend anyone”.  Of course, you weren’t… This whole ting is silly.  The good thing is that, although the video has (technically) been “pulled”.  I found it here…

http://en.musicplayon.com/play?v=775232

Hopefully it stays up for a while there.

So now, you watch it and you tell me…
Do you find this potentially offensive in any way?

Whiny America wins again.

By the way, once upon a time, right after the first No Doubt tour, Gwen Stefani dyed her hair red. Apparently she didn’t like it but that shouldn’t stop her from being this week’s Redhead of The Week…

And now, onto the election…
Neither candidate really addressed the issues surrounding our nation’s debt crisis. That’s probably because it is spiraling out of control and no one really know what to do about it.  Not talking about it is a good political strategy because, to solve it, all Americans will have to feel the pain and we the whiny American public doesn’t want to hear about that.  So let’s ignore the problem and see if it goes away.  My bet is that it will not.

All that said, President Obama ran a brilliant campaign.  He kept focusing on the fact that Romney was a rich guy who had made a lot of money and pays less taxes than you do.  Of course, the taxes part isn’t true but political campaigns are mostly immune to whole truth in advertising thing. So, if you’re not a rich guy, it’s pretty easy to hate rich guys – after all, they have everything.  If on top of that, he pays less taxes than we do – then he’s just a self-centered lyin’, cheatin’ bastard right?  Of course he is.

Then there’s the part where Romney wanted to fix healthcare, medicare and social security because the mathematicians will tell you that the current system is going to fail soon.  Well, it was easy to say, “Look – the rich guy wants to change everything and screw you out of the things that you’ve been promised”.  So, instead of taking responsibility for these things, let’s just stay the course, ignore the problems, and hope they go away.  My bet is that they will not.

At the end of the day, President Obama brilliantly targeted the whiny American public and said, “poor you, poor me – please don’t let the rich guy run our country.  Instead, I promise to take from the rich and give to poor you” …and the whiny American public voted.

Now, let’s put the election behind us and start “the real work”.  Let’s figure out how to unite Americans on common ground and form a new major political party.  Let’s focus on the things we all want and throw out the things that divide us and should have anything to do with our national government. I believe more than 60% of America will join us if we do this properly. Then our country can really start to make progress and end the ridiculousness which defines American politics today.

You can start today. Obama was re-elected. Now let’s see if he’s willing to start fixing things.  Weren’t you tired of watching the dirtiest election campaigns in history with all the lies and negative ads?  Thank you to the Supreme Court and Citizen’s United for that.  Well, again – let’s see if we can fix it.  Let start here.  By signing this open letter to the President.

https://www.unpac.org/dear-mr-president/

Thanks for reading…
Thanks for caring…

– Arch

True.  I haven’t actively watched the news (read newspapers or visited news websites), just for the sake of news itself, since June 2008, but that doesn’t mean that I don’t know what’s going on.  I just refuse to have my thinking influenced by the mainstream media giants.

Trust me – I’m good.

Discussed to Death?
There are many who say this is being taken out of context, and there are many who I’m sure are purposely taking it out of context, but here is the bulk of the context so that you can make up your own mind…

Damn.  It cut off right before he told us who built the Internet. Al Gore, right?
But seriously, how scary is it that this guy is our president?

So, let me get this straight…
If you have a business and you worked hard at getting it to where it is today, you didn’t build that because – there are lots of hard working people out there.  Does that about sum it up?

I have to say, I hate when people call this guy a socialist.  That’s just a very strong word used to get people all excited and up in arms.  However, this entire speech is exemplary of the typical Democratic Party socialistic way of thinking.   Apparently, like The Borg, the collective is responsible for the accomplishments of all individuals.  I guess the collective must then also be responsible for the failures of all individual.  Yes?

So, for example, if you’re a meth addicted junkie – you didn’t build that.  A whole bunch of other people made you a meth addicted junkie.  I bet that’s a load off your mind.

What Obama fails to understand is that…  Business Leaders Build Things.  Business Leaders build businesses.  Business Leaders employ people and put money to work.  They generate the tax revenues, which feed the government, so that they can build roads, etc., etc.  It’s not the other way around.

I guess Steve Jobs didn’t build Apple.  It just built itself.  Gates, Zuckerberg – they didn’t build anything.  Is it any wonder that there is such a lack of leadership coming from Washington when the President of the United States doesn’t think that the leader is responsible for building the organization?

Ooh, you’ve gone sketchin’ too many times…
Ooh, why don’t you give it a rest?
Why must you find…
Another reason to cry?

It’s so funny…  This yo-yo ran for office saying that he understood that small businesses needed money and affordable loans in order to grow and make payroll.  Remember that?

Two things…  1. Typically, banks do not allow you to use loans to pay payroll.  Don’t believe me? Ask your business banker.  Obama doesn’t know this.  Goes to show how disconnected he is from small business.  2. I must have heard Obama say this a half-dozen times.  “Small businesses need money to grow.”  Then, since getting elected, it has NEVER been harder for small businesses to get a bank loan.  Banks are only loaning money to people who don’t need it.  Every business owner I know, and I know plenty, are financing their businesses with borrowed cash from family, friends and their IRAs and 401Ks.

Yes. They are taking money from IRAs and paying taxes & penalties or borrowing against their 401Ks and derailing their retirement funds, in order to stay in business and/or finance the growth of their business.  Thank you Washington.  You guys are really helping small businesses, aren’t you?

I need waffle fries in front of me…
That’s right.  I’m going to talk about Chick-Fil-A.

Here’s the deal.  I don’t have a problem with anyone being gay.  I have plenty of gay friends who are awesome.  I don’t have a problem with same sex marriages.  Hell, we the heterosexual have been struggling with the challenges of marriage for hundreds of years.  You want some of that – go for it.  The thing is that, I’m not very religious…but there are plenty of religious people out there who believe that marriage is supposed to be between a man and a woman.  And guess what, we allow freedom of religion in this country.  We also allow freedom of speech.  So, personally, I think the CEO of Chick-fil-A should be able to say whatever he wants – just like me and you.

Obviously, if you are gay or otherwise support same sex marriages, you, and/or your flavor of religion, must allow it.  That’s cool with me.  So, the guy from Chick-fil-A… His religious beliefs don’t allow it.  That’s cool with me too.  Hey…  Celebrate Diversity.  Always.  Not just when it supports your cause.

Also, this guy shouldn’t have to watch what he says.  I’ve always thought that Political Correctness infringes on my freedom of speech.  People should be able to say whatever they want – we have that right.  You want to protest or boycott Chick-fil-A?  OK.  That’s cool too.  Isn’t America great?

But really, seriously…  I’ve read gay propaganda saying that Chick-fil-A is funneling money to hate groups.  Really…  hate groups?  So now, if a group of people are opposed to same sex marriages, they’re a hate group?  Of course, my first thought is that the Republican Party is, more or less, a hate group… Yes/no? …they are!

And you know, the Republicans as a people of certain political and religious beliefs are always being publicly attacked by…who?  The Democrats.  Hmmm… Sounds like another hate group.

I’m tired of it.  I’m tired of the bullshit.  I’m tired of living in this safe but fictitious world that we call America, where it’s always “us” against “them”.  It’s time to grow a pair.  OK, maybe not the lesbians.  Sorry.  My bad, as they say – but seriously, everyone else.

In protest of all the bullshit, while other are boycotting Chick-fil-A, I am going to eat there for breakfast, lunch and dinner everyday this week.  And actually, I’m very happy that so many people are boycotting them.  Now the line at lunchtime only wraps three-quarters of the way around the building instead of all the way around.  Yeay!

In continuation of my protest, today’s musical guest is Tim Hawkins.
That’s right.  Singer of the Chick-fil-A song.  Enjoy…

And finally, as further protest against bullshit,
I was going to make this the redhead of the week…

Yeah, I don’t know.
I thought it looked like a redheaded Chick-fil-A chicken doing the chicken dance.

But then I decided that it was not the redhead of the week because someone sent me this…

Now that’s a redhead of the week.

OK, where are we?
Did that…
Did that…

OK, I guess that’s it for today.
Gotta run.

Remember…  Love – don’t hate.
After all – this site…  I didn’t build this.  Ask Obama.

See ya.  Wouldn’t wanna be ya.

– Arch

Pass it, right away…

September 9, 2011

Aiyo, I wanna dedicate this song right here to Oren Ishii.
Half Chinese, Half Japane-see,
Half American and yo – oh, what a species.
A feminine perfection…
She got the sinister cat eyes and little freckles on her complexion.
Cheaper than Yakuza, but she’s wicked like Medusa,
and she got Crazy 88 killers that’ll slice right through ya

I always wondered how to spell “aiyo”…

When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed

Well… That’s probably not true.
I don’t have anything to say today but that’s not going to stop me.

We should talk about television.  I can’t watch more than about three hours of television in any given week.  Doing so usually makes my head spin completely around, like Linda Blair in the Exorcist, and Prestone comes shooting out of my ears, nose and throat.  Then I need to find an ENT specialist, a Catholic priest and a radiator mechanic to fix everything and, trust me,  Blue Cross & Blue Shield doesn’t cover this.  But boy was this a big week for television…

First of all, I killed 50% of my weekly allotment with the hour-and-a-half season opener of the FX original series, Son of Anarchy.  It’s one of only three televison shows that I actually look forward to each season.  As usual, it did not disappoint.

Then there was this Katie Kouric interview with Sarah Jessica Parker? 

What? 

I did spell it Kouric with a “c”.

A “c” at the begining?  Like “Couric”..?  Really?

Hmmm…  Next thing you know, you’ll tell me I misspelled Kobain.

OK, so…  Katie Couric.  Sounds like she’s got a new gig on ABC and she was interviewing Sarah Jessica Parker on Nightline. Nightline?  Seriously, who cares?  I mean sure, Katie is a decent journalist, kinda cute, kinda sexy, and she can bust a move…

But I don’t get everyone’s fascination with Parker.  I just don’t.  Not even a little bit…

I guess Jessica forgot to evacuate NYC when the big storm came.  E’nuff said.

Then, on Wednesday night, there was the GOP’s Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation slugfest (debate), at the Reagan Presidential Library, at (Ronald Reagan’s Presidential) Simi Valley.  Was it really only an hour and forty-five minutes?  I felt myself getting older during that show.  But here’s what I’ve determined for “my book”…

  1. Ron Paul is out.
  2. Rick Santorum is out.
  3. Michele Bachmann is out.
  4. It’s too bad that Herman Cain doesn’t have a real chance.
  5. It’s too bad that Jon Huntsman, Jr. doesn’t have a real chance.
  6. I didn’t like Rick Perry.  Yes, he stood his ground, but seemed to get easily tripped up. He came off a bit wishy-washy on a number of issues and on his facts. Quite honestly, between his Texas accent and the funny faces he was making, he reminded me way too much Dub-ya.  Next!
  7.  Newt Gingrich was spectacular.  He was knowledgeable, crystal clear, stayed on point and refused to play the media games.  I really hadn’t taken him for a serious contender until now.
  8. Mitt Romney is no Newt Gingrich but he was still a cut above the others. Perhaps others saw what I saw and he’ll be back in the game.

You want a GOP ticket, here it is…  Romney – Gingrich.  Announce it now.  Get all these other Yo-Yo’s to endorse it  and either start campaigning for you or get the hell out of the way.

Turds Day?
Then…  Thursday rolled around. Does this week ever end?
Well, while waiting for BHO II to unveil his brilliant plan for creating jobs – just short of four years – I had plenty of time to locate a musical guest for this week’s show.

This week, I’m going with an old favorite.  You know, I liked most of Dar William’s stuff until the album, My Better Self (released in 2005).  For some reason, that one just didn’t click with me.  Maybe I need to give it another chance.  Nevertheless, I just reconnected with her and gave a listen to Promised Land (released in 2008).  I like it. So from that album, here’s It’s Alright…

I guess it’s alright…?

Next, we should find a tasty beverage believed to improve digestion. Some people believe most alcoholic beverages improve your digestion.  I wonder if that’s true?  Like my dad would say…  “Ih no mattah.” 

Translation = It doesn’t matter. 

The important thing is that we’ll need something to help wash down this plan. I’m going to recommend a bottle of the 2008 Purple Pachyderm, Russian River Valley Pinot Noir from Claypool Cellars

Now, I know what you’re thinking.  Claypool?  Any relationship to Leslie Edward “Les” Claypool, the lead vocalist, bassist, and brainchild behind Primus, who was supposedly not given a job as Metallica‘s bassist because he was too good?

Yup.  This is Les Claypool’s winery.

Hopefully by now, you’re on the website and ordering a bottle instead of reading this…

Along came Lou with the old baboon and said “Recognize that smell?”
“Smells like seven layers…That beaver eats Taco Bell.”

Look…  If you can drink Marilyn Manson’s Absinthe, you should have no trouble with Les Claypool’s Pinot.  I bet it’s great.  I’m gettin’ me a bottle ASAP. If he can make wine like he slaps that bass, it’s gotta be good.  And hey…  It’s not like I’m suggesting that you have this…

That’s an actual flavor of Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream that was just recently released.  In time, of course, for the September 24th season opener of Saturday Night Live, hosted by Alec Baldwin.  In 1998, Balwin did a classic skit on SNL where he played Pete Schweddy, a man who brings his “Schweddy Balls” dessert to Delicious Dish, a parody of an NPR show.  Ben and Jerry are only making their Shweddy Balls available for a limited time, so don’t walk to your favorite ice cream vendor… Run… and you’ll have Schweddy Balls too.

Barry’s Big Plan
Well, Thursday finally arrived and BMiW (Big Man in Washington) took to the stage and started talking at 7:10pm for a whopping 32 minutes.  He says he has a plan and he says that he knows how to pay for it, and he wants congress to “pass it…right away”.  I agree that the American people can’t wait another 14th months.  The country’s leadership needs to be leading…today.   

Supposedly, this plan will put piles of people back to work: construction workers, educators and more.  He said he wants to facilitate international competition so that we can start exporting more products bearing the three words, “Made in America” – brilliant.  And he says that he can do all of this without digging the country deeper into its hole of debt. 

I was surprised that he didn’t say a word about keeping American money here at home and reducing our dependency on foreign goods, foreign labor, and foreign energy sources (like fuel).  After all, if you are going to say most of the right things, why not go for broke?

Unfortunately, the current plan doesn’t address the short-comings of the past.  For example:  Today he wants to give businesses tax incentives to hire and to give raises.  So, let me understand that…  As a business person, I should invest my money in expanding and growing, and in exchange you’re going to give me tax breaks.  OK.  What happened to the last four years of saying that he was going to make money available for small businesses to grow?  Suddenly, I need to grow using my own money.  OK…  I’ll tell you what.  I’ll take it.  I’ve grown accustomed to little help from Washington.  I’m OK with that.

Also, every time that I hear how many people will be put to work with “infrastructure” investments, I do the math….and my numbers never jive with that of the, so called, “job creators”.  Either that or I am under-estimating the number of people willing to work for less than $25K per year.  Tell you what…  I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt.  I’m over it. Wagons ho…

So, what do we do congress?  Well, I’m going to say PASS IT, RIGHT AWAY. The last thing that we need in Washington today is another Republican vs. Democrats pissing match like the one we had over raising the debt ceiling.  Plus, if you don’t pass this, President BO is going to point at you and say, “I had a plan – they refused to pass it”.  Then we’ll never know. 

On the other hand, if the plan works – or even if it only works a little bit, Americans (or some Americans) will appreciate it.  If the plan bombs miserably, well… there’s an election coming up in 14 months. We’ll switch bus drivers then.  Wham-‘Bama Lama has rolled the dice.  The ball is in our court congressmen (and congress-women). 

Let’s pass it.  Right away!  Let’s give O-spot every opportunity for his plan to work.  What’s the worst thing that could happen…  we spend a lot of money, we go deeper in the hole, and still the economy stinks?  Bring it on.  Let’s pass it… Right away!

Well, that’s it for today my chickie-dees.
I wish you all a very terrorist-free September 11th weekend.
See ya soon, see ya lay-tah..

– Arch